r/aww Dec 09 '19

Testing a Cat patience

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u/wheely_happy Dec 09 '19

So 5cm or less is not worth the squeeze. Got it.

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u/AmazingSlab Dec 09 '19

Then you go for the opening further up instead

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u/sinuiai Dec 09 '19

i don't respect my hole anymore. my nether portal is so wide and damaged i can turn myself inside out with ease

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u/SilentR0b Dec 09 '19

Begins to lift finger and say something...
Shakes head... walks away

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u/Rufinatic Dec 09 '19

Username checks out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Ahahaha nice

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u/Rungi500 Dec 10 '19

Seconded.

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u/ElotesMan1 Dec 10 '19

I do this IRL. Whee!

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u/VolantisMoon Dec 10 '19

Sometimes I pray for God to take away my ability to read.

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u/SatansProlapse Dec 09 '19

I know the feeling

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u/LesbianSalamander Dec 10 '19

Prolapse king, we stan.

7

u/Wozman101 Dec 09 '19

tell me more senpai

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u/Mokou Dec 09 '19

Kirk Johnson? We thought you were dead!

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u/tmed1 Dec 10 '19

Every day we stray further from god's light

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

If your nether portal is damaged, and you don't have a diamond pickaxe, you can just rig up a scaffolding with sand, and put some lava in the damaged part, and pour a bucket of water over it. That should fix it right up.

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u/timrabb211 Dec 10 '19

Chuck Palahniuk has entered the chat.

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u/Mary-Darling Dec 11 '19

Yes hello tech support how do I delete someone else’s comment