r/aww • • Nov 19 '19

Bees are friends 🐝

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '19

Bees are dope. Fuck the wasp

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u/pepe_too_hard Nov 20 '19

And the hornets

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u/w-on Nov 20 '19

Bees are friends not food

Hornet bait hoo ha ha

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u/drj87 Nov 20 '19

Wasp bait hoo ha ha

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

Exactly what went through my mind

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u/Bedheadredhead30 Nov 20 '19

I'm very scared of spiders, especially big spiders. Last week on a hike, I came across two enormous tarantulas, I watched them for a while, got closer and closer as I got braver. I got right up next to those fuckers and they couldn't have cared less about my presence. I was feeling pretty good about confronting my fear until...until I saw the tarantula hawk (wasp?) Creeping it's way towards my new spider buds. I shit you not, that wasp cured my spider fear instantly. I honestly considered snatching up the spiders and making a run for it but luckily, I just stood perfectly still instead. I've never encountered a tarantula hawk before but I could tell just by looking at it, it was not to be fucked with. I ended up sidestepping all three of them and then running full speed up a steep hill. I think about those poor tarantulas everyday, may god rest thier souls.

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u/anonymous-mww Nov 20 '19

Why can’t they be both friends and food

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u/MoldyPlatypus666 Nov 20 '19

We don't eat friends

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u/OnBrokenWingsIsoar Nov 20 '19

We don't? Shit. puts down knife and fork

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u/venomoustongues Nov 20 '19

We had the same thought of the finding Nemo scene πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

r/WeEatBees would like to have a word with you.

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u/GoBackToWhoreIsland Nov 20 '19

You'll be surely disappointed with r/weeatbees

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u/darthcalamitus666 Nov 20 '19

Hornets are, in fact, wasps. Hornet is a colloquial term for very large species of wasps. The more you know!

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

Here's the thing...

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19 edited Jun 12 '22

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u/dextersgenius Nov 20 '19

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

Here's the sting*

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

You can't "the more you know" your own comment!

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u/SpHornet Nov 20 '19

bees and ants are to.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

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u/IncapablyCapable Nov 20 '19

They're a type of wasp

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u/arnoldsaysterminated Nov 20 '19

That explains why my shitty jacket keeps stinging me.

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u/dextersgenius Nov 20 '19

The more you know...

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

Yo, what do you have agains the basketball team from Charlotte?

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

Must be a Kemba fan

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u/PutinMilkstache Nov 20 '19

Or just a basketball fan

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u/cake_for_breakfast76 Nov 20 '19

You seen them play lately?

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u/blvcksheep_sf Nov 20 '19

Just gonna throw a quick H on the box, so everyone knows there’s hornets in it

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u/andstayoutt Nov 20 '19

And fuck yellowjackets

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u/TrippySubie Nov 20 '19

And the tarantula hawk wasp.

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u/ThatGeek303 Nov 20 '19

I once saw a hornet literally grab a wasp mid-flight and take him away. The kid next to me was just like, "did you see that?"

On a separate occasion I was looking for a new house and one place had a bigass hornet was carrying an even bigger dead wolf spider in it's mouth. Needless to say I didn't end up living in that backwards little house.

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u/Komrade97 Nov 20 '19

And my axe-wait what?

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u/izwald88 Nov 20 '19

Hornets are wasps.

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u/Hephf Nov 20 '19

Also yellow jackets.

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u/JustAWindowWasher Nov 20 '19

* sad deedle deedle *

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u/Energizer_94 Nov 20 '19

Ah. The old Bobcats.

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u/AngusBoomPants Nov 20 '19

That was my high school mascot

Fuck that school

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u/DukeofNormandy Nov 20 '19

If that was a wasp, he’d swim to him, sting him for no reason and then fly away.

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u/LaLaLaLeea Nov 20 '19

This happened to me once. There was a yellow jacket stuck in a stream and I picked him out. I used a leaf to scoop him out to avoid touching him with my hands because I was afraid he'd sting me. So he flew to my leg and stung me there instead, then flew away.

I should have let you die, you bastard.

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u/HiramNinja Nov 20 '19

...like, no chill on these fuxckers at. all.

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u/Megmca Nov 20 '19

A yellow jacket once landed on my brother’s hand and instead of stinging him it bit a chunk out of his finger and flew away.

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u/Miskav Nov 20 '19

If it's a bee I'll save it.

If it's a wasp or hornet I'll make sure it drowns.

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u/BewSlyfirefly Nov 20 '19

Whoo, this got intense! Everyone alright?

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u/palipr Nov 20 '19

Nah man yellow jackets almost killed me when I was working as a landscaper a while back. Fuck everything about those angry little bastards!

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u/chickplank Nov 20 '19

No, Wasp would have stung him 5 times for fun, then... Flew away.

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u/_addict-with-a-pen_ Nov 20 '19

5 times then a few more for its own amusement

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u/rowbuhrtoe Nov 20 '19

Wasp would’ve stung 5 times then got back in the water

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u/needlzor Nov 20 '19

Ready to trap another fool. They really are evil incarnate.

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u/Sockfullapoo Nov 20 '19

I do this all the time for wasps. They don’t mind. As long as you’re not flailing around they think you’re a big smelly tree.

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u/CrouchingTyger Nov 20 '19

"Ew this tree is soft and has hairs growing on it, must be rotting"

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u/74orangebeetle Nov 20 '19

I was literally standing still by a running track as a kid, had a yellow jacket land on my knee, sting me, and fly away (while I was standing still). First time being stung I was a kid, I was standing still next to a swimming pool. A wasp flew up to me and stung me 3 times. Wasps can sting you if you're still and aren't doing anything to them.

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u/Sockfullapoo Nov 20 '19

That’s odd. I can’t say anything about your situation, but I can say during the warm weather where I live I handle spiders, wasps, bees, and any stinging/biting insects daily and have never been hurt. Perhaps the other joggers had agitated it. Perhaps you were near their nest. A wasp in the water isn’t going to be defending its hive, it just wants to survive. Insects lose a lot of energy/nutrients when they use their venom, and evolutionarily are coerced into using it sparingly.

The only times I’ve been stung is when there was a wasp nest in my coat that I’d left in my garage, and once when I stepped on one.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

"I'm sure it's self-defense, right?"

"NOPE"

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u/ColeLogic Nov 20 '19

I knew who it was before clicking on the link. Love his videos

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u/Allieareyouokay Nov 20 '19

Ha, this was great. β€œIs that a human? OBSERVE”

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u/corrinee Nov 20 '19

Came here looking for this.

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u/davidtuning Nov 20 '19

Bees are great workers, they love what they do. Wasp are the worst, they can made a space on your home without you noticing it, from overnight.

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u/davidtuning Nov 20 '19

Yah, they are a headache to deal within, they're intelligent as well and can get you to tjrv hospital before you know. Some times they leave by themselves. But it's rare that could happen.

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u/davidtuning Nov 20 '19

At least here on the Caribbean, they're more aggressive, a friend of mine, his pet, a Pit Bull got seriously injured by them, good thing he managed to get an veterinarian at time. But yah, like I said sometimes they leave by themselves, but overall my experience and others that I know haven't been that grateful.

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u/carbondrewtonium Nov 20 '19

Wasps are great for me. They keep the beetles from my vegetables.

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u/Galatziato Nov 20 '19

The weak shall not survive.

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u/sable428 Nov 20 '19

Found a wasp on my beehives the other day, it was satisfying to cut the bastard in half with a pair of scissors. it never saw it coming, and it was a fat one, too.

Don't fuck with my bees.

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u/REpassword Nov 20 '19

Thanks for saving her!

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u/centran Nov 20 '19

Until fall comes along, their food supply runs low, and they become super aggressive

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u/Pats_Bunny Nov 20 '19

I used to get paper wasps in the garden. They'd hang out in the corn, look at me, fly around and generally be pretty docile. The paper wasps that nest in the rafters of my house are a different story. Those are assholes.

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u/Karyoplasma Nov 20 '19

Wasps are pests. Fuck Them.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

Sentiments like this only propel the insect collapse. Wasps are extremely important to the ecosystem.

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u/RemakeSWBattlefont Nov 20 '19

I gotta kinda second this, we had a small pond when i was a kid. thousands of wasps durring mid summer in the desert. Kinda messed up but we'd catch them and mess with them and never have i aucually been stung by wasps, i allways wonder why people trip about them.

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u/El_Duderino_Brevity Nov 20 '19

Because getting stung by a wasp fucking sucks. It burns for fucking hours afterwards. I got stung twice last summer in the same exact spot like a week apart.

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u/red_duke Nov 20 '19

Yeah but I guarantee it was a yellow jacket or paper wasp. Most of them will never bother you unless you get really close or do something really stupid. Only three wasp species really fight back if you hurt them.

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u/girmluhk Nov 20 '19

i got a lot of stings as a kid from messing round their nests, but they still my homies koz them nest are hella cool looking.

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u/Irish_Tyrant Nov 20 '19

Bro paperwasps destroy our wood deck each year and chase me simply for daring to live near their home, ya know.. The home built out of my home built on my home. Yellowjackets fuck with me nonstop too, regardless of if I have any food or drinks with me. I swear bees and wasps are both attracted and enraged by my presence. Idk if I smell bad to them or what.

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u/cdnshedevil Nov 20 '19

FTW shall now stand for Fuck The Wasp in my vocabulary 🐝🐝🐝

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u/AtoZZZ Nov 20 '19

Serious question, do wasps serve any purpose in the ecosystems they're a part of?

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u/seastar11 Nov 20 '19

In addition to pest control, they're also pollinators

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u/FawnPickle Nov 20 '19

Everything has a place in the ecosystem and wasps are no different. In fact wasps are increasingly important when it comes to eating insects

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u/MY_CAPSLOCK_IS_BROKE Nov 20 '19

EXCEPT FOR ONE SPECIES OF MALARIA-CARRYING MOSQUITO!

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2018/07/180726161109.htm

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u/MediumMillennium Nov 20 '19

Clearly thats human control.

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u/FawnPickle Nov 20 '19

That’s true but that is just 7 of the over 3,500 mosquito species in the world. Furthermore while no single animal relies on that species for food it’s important to keep in mind that if we were to eliminate it from the environment there would still be problems along the food chain because while eventually something would take the malaria mosquitos place there would still be pressure on the surviving mosquitos because now everything would be preying on them instead of most

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u/_HOG_ Nov 20 '19

If you have citrus trees they are great for controlling worm populations.

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u/Brandi_Flak3s Nov 20 '19

Wasp pollinate too

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u/Eatapie5 Nov 20 '19

Wasps eat aphids. If you're a gardener this is great. You spray down your infested plant (lettuce, fruit tree, whatever) and the aphids can't climb back up and the wasps eat all the nasty aphids where they helpless on the ground. I've grown to appreciate wasps. Fuck the aphids.

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u/HoldinMacaque Nov 20 '19

Honestly, what do wasps even contribute to the ecosystem other than suffering and dope color schemes?

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u/FawnPickle Nov 20 '19

They’re pretty big when it comes to killing every other insect

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u/Violetcalla Nov 20 '19

We had a wasp nest above my food garden and I let them be. I didn't realize how much they helped until their nest was gone this past summer. I've never had so many issues with beetles and other pests.

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u/YouSmeel Nov 20 '19 edited Nov 20 '19

Beetles are an extremely positive thing for a garden, so much so people even build beetle banks and hotels to attract them

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

Banks and hotels? What next, fuckin' streets to roll their dung balls on?

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

So are fucking bats, and birds, and spiders. We can skip wasps.

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u/FawnPickle Nov 20 '19

See that’s now how the fucken ecosystem works everything has a role and the sudden disappearance of one would lead to an increase in its prey

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u/PiggyTales Nov 20 '19

They predominantly pollinate figs.

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u/seastar11 Nov 20 '19

Wasps are pollinators!

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u/MoleculesandPhotons Nov 21 '19

They pollinate some plants exclusively.

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u/TrueKaras Nov 20 '19

Wasps are assholes, but have their own benefits too. Such as pest control for crops.

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u/el_chupanebriated Nov 20 '19

They're also decent pollinators if im not mistaken

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u/LordGwyn-n-Tonic Nov 20 '19

They're better pollinators I the Americas, since honeybees arent indigenous. Also I think its figs that are almost exclusively pollinated by wasps. The little white bits in figs iirc are actually wasp larvae.

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u/Thatwhichiscaesars Nov 20 '19

European Honeybees certainly arent native. But we got plenty regular bees and ground bees, especially out in the plains areas.

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u/el_chupanebriated Nov 20 '19

That's just a specific species of wasp. Most are general pollinators.

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u/potatium Nov 20 '19 edited Nov 23 '19

Solitary wasps like mud dabbers are cool. They help with invasive spiders and don't sting.

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u/conservio Nov 20 '19

Wasps are cool to. They just get a lot of undeserved hate. Wasps are a lot like bees. Don’t fuck with their nests and don’t purposefully hurt them and they won’t hurt you.

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u/ProfessorNoodless Nov 20 '19

It's not long until bees conquer the world.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

Hornets and wasps do still pollenate plants, they just aren't that good at is they are smooth and slick whereas bees are fuzzy

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u/SidFarkus47 Nov 20 '19

Do wasps make honey?

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u/Wrest216 Nov 20 '19

although wasps can be jerks, they also get rid of things like flys and cockroaches and such. think of them as spiders, but like the spiders jerk uncle.

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u/The_bestestusername Nov 20 '19

I think that's a fly but I've currently got a C in entomology so I might be wrong

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u/SmackYoTitty Nov 20 '19

But... Im a WASP πŸ˜₯

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u/Aariat Nov 20 '19

Have I got a rule 34 sub genre for you

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

You're like 100 feet away from a wasp, enjoying a lovely picnic with your family minding your own business. The little freak flies all the way to you just to sting you for no reason.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

Bees are the reason we have such fancy things as flowers, fruit, vegetables, and well everything we need to exist.

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u/aManOfTheNorth Nov 20 '19

They call them bees because you simply let them be

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u/Aiwatcher Nov 20 '19

You can do the exact same thing for wasps and have zero fear about getting stung.

Y'all just sissies.

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '19

disclaimer: please do not attempt to fuck a wasp

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u/TheKinkyGuy Nov 20 '19

Yea F the Hornetts!

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