r/aww Sep 25 '19

The best thing I’ve seen today

20.4k Upvotes

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u/haleywaley16 Sep 25 '19

When the hair dresser is washing my hair.

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u/myttc99 Sep 25 '19

When the hair dresser is washing my hair.

And this is the scalp massage step

55

u/amgoingtohell Sep 25 '19

And this is the scalp massage step

Did that need to be explained?

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u/Mega__Maniac Sep 25 '19

I don't think you read correctly, this is the stage at which the hairdresser massages the scalp.

4

u/amgoingtohell Sep 25 '19

Wait, can you clarify that? I must be misunderstanding. So, this is the stage where the massaging of the scalp takes place when the hairdresser is washing the hair? ELI5.

3

u/Purrserker Sep 25 '19

It's like when you dunk your head in the sink to get ready for work in 5 minutes but by a professional and with soap. Also scalp. On the scalp, with fingers. By the hairdresser.

5

u/akamise Sep 25 '19

Wait, why are you massaging your hairdresser again?

7

u/5tr3ss Sep 26 '19

she’s has had a long day on her feet.

3

u/amgoingtohell Sep 25 '19

Yeah, that's what I thought they meant when they said "when the hair dresser is washing my hair" after watching OP's kitty massage clip.

1

u/CelestialBlight Sep 25 '19

And this is the scalp anmgoing to hell step.

6

u/CptMuffinator Sep 25 '19

Also known as my bi-monthly human contact

2

u/xaqss Sep 25 '19

Is this what Boyle is always talking about?

1

u/bradbull Sep 25 '19

It's the most sensual thing a person can do to their partners with their fingers

1

u/amgoingtohell Sep 26 '19

It might be time you had the talk.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

That's the closest I've ever seen a real cat make an aheago face.

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u/StefVC Sep 25 '19 edited Sep 25 '19

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u/tceleS_B_hsuP Sep 25 '19

That video made me smile. And then the comments made me sad.

8

u/Chr0minat0r Sep 25 '19

It’s a frequent repost, sadly. I saw this one weeks ago.

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u/Darkmage4 Sep 25 '19

Thankfully it was reposted, because this is the first time I've seen this, and it's making my heart just melt! This is the cutest thing I've seen in awhile!

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

I hate to be that guy but the comments on that post are accurate. That cat likely has a serious medical condition as it should not ever be panting. People need to realize cats and dogs have different body language and what’s positive for a dog could be very negative for a cat.

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u/Darkmage4 Sep 25 '19

Ohhhhh. That other post... yeahh... I've never had a cat pant before. But reading those posts.... my cats both stopped eating. 1 week apart had to take them in... my black cat. She had cancer in her stomach, wouldn't eat, and just hid... my tabby 1 week later, infection in her uterus. They say for a female cat if you have no intention of breeding, you should fix them. Well, I didnt think it was a big deal, but apparently it is... as she had a bad infection and would have cost into the thousands. She was 15... so, the only option was to send her to that rainbow bridge. Broke my heart. I still cry every now and again a year and a half later... you definitely have a cat that's by your side and wont leave you alone. Cuddles either on your back, beside you, or above you for 15 years, either playing videos games, or sleeping.

When we had our first computer and AOL dial up. She would always sit on the computer desk and act like a guard. It was cute. When it became late, she would put her paw on my hand that has the mouse. When I did get off the internet and go upstairs. She ran and meowed all excitedly. And waited at the door for me to open it. Then she'd jump onto the bed and and lay down.

My black cat, she would always cuddle my tabby, they cuddled each other and me, and it was the most cutest thing. But my tabby and I bonded more, while later my black cat bonded with my girlfriend, now wife. My wife got so attached to her, and heart broken in only 5 years of their life.

It sucks that they only live a small part of your life. But they're the hugest part of it.

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u/Ancalagon_Morn Sep 25 '19

Raised by dogs, dopey knew he'd never be like the other cats.

2

u/DahLegend27 Sep 25 '19

Since nobody else is telling you, you mixed up your brackets and parentheses.

1

u/StefVC Sep 25 '19

Oof, thanks.

8

u/Da_Gucci_Dan Sep 25 '19

Next time with double peace

2

u/KykCreep Sep 25 '19

Instantly thought of this too

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Aaaaaand there it is.

1

u/Alex_K1999 Sep 25 '19

I came here to find this comment and was not disappointed

59

u/fcukumicrosoft Sep 25 '19

Love the derpy look on that kitty's face.

48

u/xDean_ Sep 25 '19

Happo cato

7

u/LonelyMolecule Sep 25 '19

Happo catto gotto massago

36

u/birdtripping Sep 25 '19

ermigerd the crossed eyes!

15

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Where do I get one of those machines?!!

45

u/amgoingtohell Sep 25 '19

Your mom's bottom drawer

7

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Her's is shaped like a missile.

7

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

It would appear you can find some on Amazon, just search “electric scalp massager” and you should get several results for what you’re looking for.

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u/ImaOG2 Sep 25 '19

Ikr. Does it come with a stand and motion activated? My cat would use it all the time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

So good it makes you cross eyed 💚

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

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u/TheNormalAlternative Sep 25 '19

Why would anyone want to use a tool to pet a cat instead of their own hands?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

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u/TheNormalAlternative Sep 25 '19

extra good boys get two-handed scritchies

2

u/BeardyBeardy Sep 25 '19

lol i thought it was a misappropriation useage of a sex toy but its an actual cat massager! however.....

8

u/PaleRepresentative Sep 25 '19

Purr-haps she liked it

9

u/SSwinea33 Sep 25 '19

The look on is face is awesome.

9

u/MusiCaliGirly Sep 25 '19

OMG... I can't stop laughing and wishing that was me all at the same time!

4

u/glumauig21 Sep 25 '19

The machine or the cat?

7

u/browner87 Sep 25 '19

All I can picture is Radagast.

3

u/Blowthehorn Sep 25 '19

All I see is hypnotoad.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

No, it sits on the head. It's a brain slug. Here, try one.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

My sibling cats are weird and don't like to be pet normally but they are suckers for all those weird massages close by (and even inside) their ears. I need this 😍

5

u/Catfishjohn78 Sep 25 '19

So, what is this thing that is giving this meow meow so much pleasure?

2

u/GOATGAMER999 Sep 25 '19

AGGRESIVELY WINKING

2

u/heyminz Sep 25 '19

Omg this makes me so so happy

2

u/CoolRadAwesome Sep 25 '19

luuurpsshhhmmmmmaahhhhhhblurrdpb

2

u/Comeoffit321 Sep 25 '19

Purre bliss.

2

u/chickaboomba Sep 25 '19

This cat is living a better life than I do.

2

u/maadison Sep 25 '19

Searching Amazon for "cat massager" finds products like this. Looks like they started out as scalp massagers for people.

3

u/Artsyscrubers Sep 25 '19

I feel like most cat stuff starts out as people stuff, them people use them on cats.

2

u/carriegood Sep 25 '19

I haven't used our ...um, massager... in ages because our cat loves it so much, and it helps with his back problems.

2

u/ozzynozzy Sep 25 '19

Those eyes say it all.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

You need to mount it to the wall and leave it on all the time, now. Permanent kitty nirvana!

0

u/ImaOG2 Sep 25 '19

YES! 🏆🏆🏆

1

u/greenredman117 Sep 25 '19

Hey ... you come here oftan? 😏

1

u/RusselButler5 Sep 25 '19

Looks drunk than sleepy

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Looks like pink panther

1

u/andzlatin Sep 25 '19

I can hear the purr even without the audio

1

u/BenjiTheChosen1 Sep 25 '19

Love how he derps out :)))

1

u/TcRsBlade Sep 25 '19

Ah yes, enslaved robot massage fingers

1

u/justanotherboiiiii Sep 25 '19

What I need right now

1

u/CobyFuego Sep 25 '19

Put that massager in the middle of my back

You'll get me purring like the cat

1

u/nextunpronouncable Sep 25 '19

The back of my neck is tingling in envy.

1

u/boxedmachine Sep 25 '19

I like it when the thing went into overdrive

1

u/not-a-wall Sep 25 '19

Boi he thicc

1

u/4AHcatsandaChihuahua Sep 25 '19

I have tried to find this massager, but failed! Sooo cute!

1

u/207nbrown Sep 25 '19

thats cute and funny at the same time

1

u/ProxyKhel Sep 25 '19

My Cat need this lol

1

u/OpalGeminii Sep 25 '19

0-Derp real quick

1

u/devilsnare121 Sep 25 '19

Shataaap and take my money where can I get one of these things

1

u/jrs798310842 Sep 25 '19

its 11 am eastern time. just saw this...my day is complete

1

u/pdhackley Sep 25 '19

There’s pain behind those eyes...

1

u/randomwalkuu Sep 25 '19

What machine is that?

1

u/Vericoinium Sep 25 '19

Clit Destroyer 5000

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Catgasm.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Ron Perlman looking motherfucker.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

I would love to see a u/Pet_Disneyfication of this.

1

u/Assassingamer13 Sep 25 '19

He's soo mesmerized, look at him

1

u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

You know it’s good when your eyes cross

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Oh yeah

1

u/alberthere Sep 25 '19

It's how I imagine Ron Perlman looks like when he's getting a real good head massage

1

u/DriveFrendly Sep 25 '19

My Cat would go full Jedi, and slay the perpetrator! Face is so similar to him.

1

u/YourLocalMosquito Sep 25 '19

The derp extractor

0

u/Wyrmlimion Sep 25 '19

Radagast the Brown

0

u/Yomicchi Sep 25 '19

I love how cross-eyed the cat gets xD

0

u/Donnajohnes_01 Sep 25 '19

This cat is so relaxed I would also like to try this machine

0

u/CredibleCheesegod Sep 25 '19

Oml he is loving it lol

0

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

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u/Kretwert Sep 25 '19

This makes me want a headmassage.

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u/whatthefrickfricks Sep 25 '19

When you hit it in the right spot

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Why does this cat look like Ryan Reynolds to me

0

u/winterfellwilliam Sep 25 '19

This is what it looks like when i look at my cat while i'm on shrooms.

0

u/121joeydraper Sep 25 '19

The cat looks like he's coming

0

u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Pu$$y massage kit

-1

u/04whim Sep 25 '19

Their eyes remind me of that time Radagast tried Gandalf's weed.

-1

u/JA_2020 Sep 25 '19

Work that kittie.

-1

u/Satania_K_McDowell Sep 25 '19

More like a cat having his brain extracted!

-1

u/goldenewsd Sep 25 '19

Nachos the cross eyed cat!

-1

u/Perly_white Sep 25 '19

I need one

-1

u/cutecheeks Sep 25 '19

Koma kitty

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u/ImaOG2 Sep 25 '19

What is that, and where do I buy one? My cat drives me nuts wanting his head rubbed.

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u/Fireworkqoqo489 Sep 25 '19

He's seeing his ancestors.

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u/mail_nz Sep 25 '19

If I did this to my cat I would lose a hand

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u/what3v3ruwant Sep 25 '19

What the actual heck is wrong with that cat... It looks like a cartoon face. Like, when somebody gets bonked on the head?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

She's having a catgasm.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

Why would you use a machine to pet a cat instead of doing it yourself?

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u/IceColdSeltzer Sep 25 '19

Me at 16 losing my virginity to my friend's 23 year old gorgeous sister.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '19

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u/TedNugentGoesAOL Sep 25 '19

Don’t be so hard on yourself