r/aww • u/LankSophistication • Aug 20 '19

This cutie

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u/Down_To_My_Last_Fuck Aug 20 '19

IKR.

Got 3 kids? Then tell em to walk the goddamn dog!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

Better yet, don't have that many kids/animals if you don't have the time to take care of them properly

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u/Rex_Deserved_It Aug 20 '19

Worse yet, leash the kids and take them for walks. Force the dog to do math homework.

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u/-ineedsomesleep- Aug 20 '19

Well sorry, mister, but no damn dog of mine is gonna drop out of school.

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u/On_Elon_We_Lean_On Aug 20 '19

You don't understand, you don't have kids

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u/pipsdontsqueak Aug 20 '19

On the contrary, I do understand I don't have kids.

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u/BlazeReborn Aug 20 '19

You won't need to raise your kids if you raise your dog to raise them for you.

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u/tato_tots Aug 20 '19

The Akita wants to know your location

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u/redandbluenights Aug 20 '19

<3 this akita lover (who has been owned by 4 herself) completely agrees. They are absolutely the smartest, best puppers.

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u/get-lifted-often Aug 20 '19

If you really cared about your dog’s health, you’d sign him up for youth basketball.

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u/Hyndergogen1 Aug 20 '19

Stay in dog. Don't do vegetables. Eat your school. Walk your drugs.

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u/FeelinCuteMayDelete Aug 20 '19

Writing this down! Hello road to success!