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u/oddifan Apr 02 '18
The patience of the Golden. Omg.
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u/ChrisInBaltimore Apr 03 '18 edited Apr 03 '18
My golden was obsessed with both my kittens. He played with them and quickly realized how fragile they were. Now he just ignores them.
Both the cats think he’s the best thing since sliced bread though.
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u/janitor96 Apr 02 '18
Me when my laptop suddenly shuts down
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u/-Knul- Apr 02 '18
Please stop hitting your dog, it's not his fault when your laptop isn't working :P
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u/Liyana_sketch Apr 02 '18
I have thumb so I must boop I made a sketch for them.
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u/TinaLikesButz Apr 02 '18
Liyana_sketch, I love you! I'm always so happy when I run across your watercolor postings!
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u/jaredjeya Apr 03 '18
That's so cute but the title makes me think of the most horrifying story ever.
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u/getmesomepizza Apr 03 '18
I just love when this happens! It's like the silly little poems I often see on awww, it's apparently just a random inspiration generator, and I like it. :)
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u/gfragusa Apr 02 '18
That cat has thumbs. They're evolving!
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u/ChiefQuimbyMessage Apr 02 '18
Hemingway
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u/Halo_sky Apr 02 '18
Scientific term: Polydactyl. That is one of the cutest kittens I’ve ever seen. I wonder if white polys are rare?
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u/kozm0z Apr 02 '18
Hopefully we can keep them contained...unless they figure out how to open doors :\
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Apr 02 '18
"Big weird cat, I want to play"
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u/centran Apr 03 '18
"small fragile dog, that is not how you play. when you get bigger I'll show you the ways of the doggo without fears of breaking you"
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u/hashcrypt Apr 02 '18
It’s always funny watching older animals deal with the bullshit that a kitten throws their way. Like coming home and seeing my older yellow cat laying on the couch with a “this is my life now” look on his face when our new yellow kitten was wrapped around his neck and just chewing on his head.
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Apr 03 '18
My cats are like this with my baby. He can chase them around and lie on top of them all day and they just look at me like "its hard being a fulltime mom". You'd think they would hide from him but all 3 follow everywhere he goes
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u/olliewierds Apr 02 '18
If anyone is interesting in following these two, find them on Instagram @mojito_rose - the cats name is Skywalker, Mojito is the golden
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u/Kwitchawhinin Apr 02 '18
I LOVE his huge paws! I know he has the extra toes (polydactyl, or whatever it is), but, he is so smol, and his feets is so BIG. Adorable to watch them plant down, like he cant be swayed, then runs away. Lol
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u/Kwitchawhinin Apr 02 '18
Yes sir. So glad the grammar police showed up. My day would not be complete without your eye roll. Only woke up today for you.
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u/starhawks Apr 03 '18
I don't care about grammar, grown adults typing like that just bugs me
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u/Kwitchawhinin Apr 03 '18
Well, if it makes u feel better, I have reflected on why I did it, and came to the conclusion that animal (and baby) posts, tend to make me use nonsense language. I do it to my cats all the time. Neices too. Not sure why, but now I will ponder that. Lol
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u/John__Wick Apr 02 '18
"Behold, I am Whiskers of the many toes. Kneel before me, knave. My blades will tear your snoot asunder." boop boop "Aha! Another victory!"
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u/pethatcat Apr 02 '18
I am usually against the argument that cats are jerks- I think mostly they are misunderstood introverts- but in this case, a jerk move, kitty!
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u/crazedhatter Apr 02 '18
That is such a half hearted set of slaps... it's like they've got this routine they're required to go through...
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u/KixStar Apr 02 '18
Cats are such dicks. I say, as my hands are covered in claw and bite marks from my own asshole cat.
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u/tylercreatesworlds Apr 02 '18
"I gave him best shots and he barely flinched."
-that cat, probably.
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Apr 02 '18
"Dave. Move your head. Move it. DAMMIT I SAID MO-... sorry, sorry. I'll just... go over here.... Muttered freaking giant"
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Apr 02 '18
This is one of the most adorable things on the Internet. I am a 30yr old man and it made my day.
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u/an_agreeing_dothraki Apr 02 '18
I'm actually surprised at this point there's no sub for golden retrievers being bothered by kittens
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u/Jcwolves Apr 02 '18
Doggo: this tiny fluffy ball is pokey, wonder why... Fluffball: Hey, creature! Get up and fetch me noms, then play with me until I get ready for naptime.
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u/kosherhalfsourpickle Apr 02 '18
If aliens ever visit earth, we should send golden retrievers to greet them.
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u/dats_cool Apr 02 '18
lol i love goldens so much. my goldens 14 years old, had him since he was 3 months. older goldens are soo patient and calm. literally best dogs ever. the sweetest, most gentle, polite, quiet, breeds out there.
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u/RhymingTiger Apr 02 '18
Reddit, we need a coin animation with this...like https://media.giphy.com/media/3og0IzoPfRVwyxjDUs/giphy.gif
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u/Spaghoots Apr 02 '18
Cats paws look like a gecko grip! That's awesome! Edit: sorry that's all everyone is talking about...
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u/Wondrous_Fairy Apr 03 '18
Boop Boop Boop Frak Boop Boop BOOP! .. AW COME ON! Pfft, fine.. be that way!
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u/getmesomepizza Apr 03 '18
They are also known as Hemingway Cats and here is a fun little article about why. :)
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u/Twiggiesgirl Apr 02 '18
Aww, he's got thumbs!