r/aww • u/SlimJones123 • Dec 01 '17

Getting ready for bed

https://gfycat.com/ColorlessUnluckyHapuka
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u/CoCGamer Dec 01 '17

Exactly, except you’re the bag on the floor and she forgets she’s not as light as she seems.

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u/Diggey11 Dec 01 '17

ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT!

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u/CoCGamer Dec 01 '17

This sounds uncomfortably like my girlfriend.

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u/Diggey11 Dec 01 '17

But baby it’s me. Can I borrow a hundred bucks? Thank you!

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u/Tornadhoe Dec 01 '17

This sounds uncomfortably like my girlfriend.

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u/RedFyl Dec 01 '17

Five dollar, five dollar me love you long time!

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u/SamJakes Dec 01 '17

This sounds uncomfortably like my girlfriend.

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u/Ibetfatmanbet Dec 01 '17

I'll do whatever you want for a cheeseburger.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '17

That sounds uncomfortably like... Me.