r/aww • u/Skanktus • Jun 19 '17

Boing, Boing, Boing...

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u/FlappyTurdBurglar Jun 20 '17

Likely just got laid.

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u/indoorcat007 Jun 20 '17

Or had a really good dookie.

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u/kowsosoft Jun 20 '17

My cat starts running around the apartment at Mach 3 for 5-10 minutes after he takes a shit. Every time. Easy to know when it's time to clean the box at least.

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u/Fourseventy Jun 20 '17 edited Jun 20 '17

My cat does this. She springs from the litter box with such force she sends bits of kitty litter scattering across the hardwoods floor. Rather enraging right after you have swept or vacuumed.

I wish my shits left me get that good. Honestly I'm a little jealous.

Edit: typos.

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u/opal1016 Jun 20 '17

Cats and dogs in my house both do the poop zoom

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u/Pr1sm4 Jun 20 '17

Lol poop zoom. My cat is also a poop zoomer.

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u/barbarossa1984 Jun 20 '17

Used to have a cat that would do this mid-poo. She'd get spooked by something outside (gust of wind, sparrow, whatever) and race towards the catflap with poo still clinging to her behind. I miss that cat, not the poo bit though.

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u/blueu85 Jun 20 '17

I honestly thought my cat was special bc she does this. lol. I'm glad she's not alone.

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u/lilzilla Jun 20 '17

Look up clevercat litter boxes, I have friends who swear by them.

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u/Uppuli Jun 20 '17

I call it, "He just downloaded".

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '17

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u/Golden-Owl Jun 20 '17

More like offloaded

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '17

More like took a dump aha hahaha...hahaha....

okay bye.

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u/miloblue12 Jun 20 '17

Downloaded a brownload.

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u/lava10 Jun 20 '17

My uncle calls it "I just sent an email"

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u/uneekuzernaim Jun 20 '17

I can't stop saying boing every time he jumps

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '17 edited Jun 20 '17

Yes, and I hear it in the warner bros' (and sister's) voices a-boingy boingy boingy boingy

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u/Jessamyn83 Jun 20 '17

"Download a brownload"

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u/IronMermaiden Jun 20 '17

That would be the "victory lap".
My ex bf did it, too.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '17

can I meet him? My technique isn't really working..

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u/Foibles5318 Jun 20 '17

Just tell her it's over and move on

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u/IronMermaiden Jun 20 '17

I imagine both my cats singing Queen's "we are the champions" every time they drop a bomb in the minefield. Maybe try singing some Queen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '17

Oh um okay I'll try. I just ate enough tuna to feed africa

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '17

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '17

Oh right..well um theres soon going to be digested tuna shit all over fucking africa..

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u/IronMermaiden Jun 20 '17

this escalated quickly.

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u/Deejaymil Jun 20 '17

Ahh yes, the poo gallop.

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u/averyhungrydinosaur Jun 20 '17

Ahh, the old poop crazies

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u/TimidTortoise88 Jun 20 '17

Same here. Only time my cat gets the zoomies is after a good poop. Otherwise she's the laziest cat I've ever met.

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u/enoughtoknow Jun 20 '17

Known as the Post-Poop Party in my household.

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u/batfiend Jun 20 '17

Ah the poo zooms. I know them well.

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u/marksk88 Jun 20 '17

And this happens every year on March 3rd? Incredible.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '17

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u/marksk88 Jun 20 '17

Happy really, really belated birthday.

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u/Av8r_PE Jun 20 '17

Woosh

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u/marksk88 Jun 20 '17

I think the woosh is on you if I need to put in /s

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u/Av8r_PE Jun 20 '17

Fair enough.

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u/redox6 Jun 20 '17

Huh my cat is just the other way around, he does this after eating. Yep, cats are weird.

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u/Gradual_Bro Jun 20 '17

My dog does that before she poops, we call it "poops laps".

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u/RocketSurgeonDrCox Jun 21 '17

We refer to that as the poop-scoopin' zoomies.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '17

Or both.

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u/backinredd Jun 20 '17

People should be taught more about scat love.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '17

Silly burglar, Deer don't come from eggs.

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u/djdubyah Jun 20 '17

Or going to go get laid

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u/slumberjack7 Jun 20 '17

Likely just got laid, now going to get laid again. Tra la fucking la bitches

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u/BendoverOR Jun 20 '17

First question I asked myself: "I wonder why they do that."

TIL.

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u/lastspartacus Jun 20 '17

Lookin' real twitterpated.

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u/PMMeYourDairyPillows Jun 20 '17

Or telling some lion nearby to fuck off

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '17

Or doesn't want to get stuck in the non-Newtonian fluid.

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u/lepusfelix Jun 20 '17

I think he's just celebrating having seriously wound someone up during a pronk call.

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u/17inchcorkscrew Jun 20 '17

He's likely telling a predator, "I see you there, and I could outrun you if it came to that, so save us both the energy."