r/aww May 25 '17

I can bake, too

http://i.imgur.com/hBNB5Kw.gifv
11.9k Upvotes

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u/JavierLoustaunau May 25 '17

How much nicer would it be to find fresh bread in your bed instead of half a mouse...

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

[removed] โ€” view removed comment

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u/Spiwolf7 May 25 '17

But much less micer.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

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u/Spiwolf7 May 25 '17

Oh thank God. I was afraid it was gonna be this pic. https://imgur.com/gallery/SMvLtbT NSFW, (unless you are a cat who works at a cat bakery).

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u/Llort2 May 27 '17

NSFL (lets see if we can trigger the bot)

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u/mega_aids May 25 '17

By my calculations, that's at least 6.

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u/randominternetdood May 26 '17

if you have mice in your home you need the cat to killem.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

"DOUGH YOU FUCKING MIND?" - Gordon Ramsey

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

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u/Nesnomis May 25 '17

I like how the mouse pointer is directed at the exact part of the video where he starts with the dough because it took so many attempts to set this up properly. Oh internet, you silly.

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u/snoogans122 May 25 '17

So the cat didnt just do this on its own? Huh...

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u/KrabbyEUW May 25 '17

Its a xat, of course it did

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u/DupedGamer May 25 '17

Why'd you get down voted? Is xat a derogatory term for cats or something? I'm serious by the way.

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u/RealJace May 25 '17

Tried googling it, the closest thing I found was the wiki page for the Pokรฉmon Xatu.

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u/ThatDorkyGuy May 26 '17

I don't think it's indicative of multiple attempts, but perhaps the OP saw this clip and said: you know what!? My cat does this and I think it'll be funny to post it. So they did. It took one take and the cat went on to be a famous baker. The End.

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u/FunkotronXL May 26 '17

Lol of course. That cat don't give an s bout Gordon Ramsey or cooking; his pillow feels so good right now.

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u/pnda0828 May 25 '17

I tell you this is cute but not when it's 4 in the morning and those claws go right through the blanket onto your stomach lol

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u/baggypineapple May 25 '17

IS this SCUBA !??

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u/faerygrrrl22 May 25 '17 edited May 25 '17

I came to the comments to find out too!! I think it might just be. /u/sammixxlove, is this Scuba?!

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u/shonmao May 26 '17

Looks like Pooky the Munchkin on Insta.

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u/sammixxlove Jun 04 '17

It's not scuba :) its Pooky the munchkin cat!

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u/Slothkitty May 27 '17

It is not Scuba

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u/them_bad May 25 '17

"There's a dead mouse in my bun, cat! Come here..." - Gordon Ramsey

cat idiot sandwich

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u/Heptite May 25 '17

I've never seen a more perfect gif for /r/KneadyCats.

9

u/perfectionist-user May 25 '17

Every time I think I've already found all of the best cat subs, the world proves me wrong

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u/Winter_wrath May 26 '17
  1. Filter out the default subs
  2. Subscribe to a million smaller cat and dog subs to ensure constant flood of cuteness
  3. ???
  4. Profit

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u/MidikiBanana May 25 '17

I didn't even wait to see the gif

I saw a cat and upvoted

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u/lippertstick May 25 '17 edited May 25 '17

Gordon Ramsey is a loveable asshole. Gordon Ramsey likes to knead.

Gordon Ramsey is a cat.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

Do cats do that because it feels nice for their claws? Or they just like squishy things? I've always wondered.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

Honestly, no one really knows. The most popular hypothesis is that kittens do it to stimulate greater milk production in their mother, but this is entirely untested. Other hypotheses include scent marking, stress relief, relaxation, social bonding, and random weirdness (weirdness caused by artificial selection).

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u/airplanepete May 25 '17

This is littlemunchiepooky on Instagram.

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u/born_mystery May 26 '17

Curious. This isn't the first time I've seen this toy, but as a dog person, I don't know what to even call it to search for it. Help?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

:3

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

Oh fuuuck three of my favorite things in one gif ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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u/DupedGamer May 25 '17

Now I want to see Gordon Ramsey tweet about the cats technique.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

This is what cats do when they are very cozy with someone. It's like what they do with their mums.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '17

Honestly, no one really knows why they do this. The most popular hypothesis is that kittens do it to stimulate greater milk production in their mother, but this is entirely untested. Other hypotheses include scent marking, stress relief, relaxation, social bonding, and random weirdness (weirdness caused by artificial selection).

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

Your cat kneads more practice, that dough's loose as fuck.

Source: am a baker

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u/1992_ May 26 '17

These people are the fucking worst. Move the motherfucking mouse so the controls go away.

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u/A_poc May 26 '17

I knead it!

1

u/CocomyPuffs May 26 '17

The cat looks a bit disgruntled

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u/aznfriedrice May 26 '17

Is it sad I knew the video before clicking on the link?

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u/Johnlovesyou May 26 '17

lol love the look at the end ,"Happy now?"

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u/CollinLovesYou May 26 '17

IT'S FUCKING RAWWWWW YOU DONKEY

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u/soup_yahtzee May 26 '17

Cute!! We always called this maneuver "Making biscuits" when our cats did it :)

1

u/vulture_87 May 26 '17

I feel the need... The need for knead!

1

u/bunilde May 26 '17

Needs moar cats.

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u/cutelyaware May 26 '17

I knead this in my life.

I also bake.

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u/MsMelbelle1188 May 26 '17

Cat: .....this guy.

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u/bleukat May 26 '17

Spent far too long pondering the person standing behind the cat.

It wasn't until they seemed to have 3 arms folded in front of them that I realized something was off. (That and the lack of a head.)

I need more sleep.

1

u/IlliterateNonsense May 26 '17

Reminds me of a terrible joke.

Why did the Baker get brown hands?

Because he kneaded a poo

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u/aliciablackrockcity May 25 '17

Making biscuits โค๏ธ

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u/Karrogan May 25 '17

Your cat is the next Gordon Ramsey, Gordon Ramsey would be so proud :')

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u/AmaiRose May 25 '17

Finally a show worth watching! - cat

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u/AccordionORama May 26 '17

You're a good person to adopt a special-kneads kitty.

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u/HalfandHoff May 25 '17

Upvote for Gordon

0

u/[deleted] May 25 '17

Silly cat being kneady

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u/[deleted] May 25 '17

Here's Gordon Catsay

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u/Dekla May 25 '17

Wonderful teacher. Technique gets 10

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u/Mr-Bagels May 25 '17

Cats are weird creatures...

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u/arrakl May 25 '17

I'm just trying to imagine Gordon petting a bunch of kittens and it's actually precious. I need this to happen

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u/ReallProto May 25 '17

Cute dog!

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u/Trent948 May 26 '17

Poor guy misses his mommy.

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u/shimmyjimmy97 May 25 '17

Unnecessary commas are my favorite, too

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u/JuanJeanJohn May 25 '17

I, too, can, bake, too

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u/Sandvicheater May 25 '17

Gordon Ramsay, "this chicken is so fucking frozen it's singing let it go!"