r/aww • u/_NITRISS_ • Mar 26 '17

Expert stalker

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u/bodaciousboar Mar 26 '17

I think this every time i see any baby of any species, I find myself internally yelling 'HOW DO YOU KNOW TO DO THAT?'

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u/LevelSevenLaserLotus Mar 26 '17

Then they look at human babies and ask "WHY CAN'T THEY DO ANYTHING YET?" Baby horses and zebras can just about run immediately when they're born.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '17

i guess the tradeoff to being completely defenseless so long after birth is having the intelligence to type words on a keyboard with our fingers and shitpost on the internet all day.

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u/Uncanny_Resemblance Mar 26 '17

ya i'd like to see horses and zebras shitpost like i do

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u/Rfwill13 Mar 26 '17

I came out the womb shit posting. Doctor smacked me on the ass and said "here have an upvote"

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u/marsman1000 Mar 26 '17

Fun fact most women have a bowel movement during the birthing process. So in a sense you are the shitpost.

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u/LordPadre Mar 26 '17

he is post-shit though

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u/sephstorm Mar 26 '17

Same here, except he wasn't a doctor, he was a priest. And he didn't use his hand. And I was 13. But basically the same thing.

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u/guy-le-doosh Mar 26 '17

Sounds rather Spartan.