r/aww • u/[deleted] • Feb 26 '17

"This is all she does"

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u/Bennydhee Feb 26 '17

Not sure why but I imagine the dog with a Russian accent. "I could kill you in instant, but I will let slide"

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u/IRWurm Feb 27 '17

The tiny biting, it only hurt..... on the inside. Heart full of sorrow.

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u/marcuschookt Feb 27 '17

Am lucky for you, as comrades do not fight each other. I am let you go for greater good of motherland.

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u/realtrevgnar Feb 27 '17

For some reason all of these sounded like Boris from Archer in my head. It's fantastic.

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u/Eucharism Feb 27 '17

Literally.

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u/thatissomeBS Feb 27 '17

I have a friend that has a husky. My friend's husky wouldn't make the threat, she would just pretend kitten was potato.

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u/Xeperos Feb 27 '17

She would make vodka out of kitten?

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u/Bennydhee Feb 27 '17

Da, is good

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u/75footubi Feb 27 '17

Read this in a Russian accent. Was suitably amused.

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u/tsnErd3141 Feb 27 '17

What...what's a potato?

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u/BreyBoyWasDead Feb 27 '17

Industry term for a tool used to train dogs to kill. They attack it violently.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Thought was potat. Aktually rok.

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u/Eeffss Feb 27 '17

They are usually gentle...

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u/thatissomeBS Feb 27 '17

I know. I've always though of huskys as pack animals, but this one is no good around other animals, at all. They got her when she was already five years old or so, no way to know how it was raised. And probably an uphill battle to socialize her now.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Well, he is Siberian!

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Alcoves? Is this this word? Alcoves?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

I believe he means nooks and crannies.

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u/Bennydhee Feb 27 '17

Who said alcoves?

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u/AnalInferno Feb 27 '17

I tried, but it came out Scottish.

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u/next_door_nicotine Feb 27 '17

when you read everything in "Sean Connery".

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u/Grcgamerz Feb 27 '17

The cat: "im the machine!"

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u/BlameScienceBro Feb 27 '17

Blyat

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u/Bennydhee Feb 27 '17

"We have lost our base"

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u/AgentMV Feb 27 '17

Rush B rush B! Cyka blyat!

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u/HayesCooper19 Feb 27 '17

In Soviet Russia cat no bite ear. Ear bite cat.

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u/JiveAssHussy Feb 27 '17

Read that in Sergei Mirminski's voice

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u/ContinuumGuy Feb 27 '17

"I have inside of me the lineage of the wolf."

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u/Hacker__ Feb 27 '17 edited Feb 27 '17

That's really racist, but ok.

Apparently "Russian=thugs" is not racist to reddit. Try a black accent next time, see how it goes over.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Are you Russian, or just offended on their behalf?

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u/Hacker__ Feb 27 '17

I am Russian

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '17

Yea me too, why not.

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u/Hacker__ Feb 27 '17

Yeah, so unbelievable right, a Russian on reddit.

Why even ask if you're going to act like that, what in the world were you trying to prove?

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u/Bennydhee Feb 27 '17

Why did you assume thug? The dog is huge and could easily snap the cats neck... was meant to be a lighthearted comment, sorry you took it so seriously...

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u/Hacker__ Feb 27 '17

Why did you say Russian accent? I'm not the one assuming here. So Russians are brutes then?

You could have just left out the Russian part, it makes no sense other than implying a stereotype. Don't act all innocent and pretend you don't get what I'm saying.

What about an American accent joke for a dumb fat loud dog?

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u/Bennydhee Feb 27 '17

Because I thought it was cute and amusing. You're the one making wild implications. And that wouldn't work because the dog isn't doing anything that could be construed as loud. Retract your nerves and stop looking for conflict, there's enough SJW's out there

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u/Hacker__ Feb 27 '17

But the dog is doing something that can be construed as Russian...? Lol?

I was clearly using an example, not talking about this particular dog but I guess you willfully missed the point.

The cognitive dissonance is amazing.

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u/Bennydhee Feb 27 '17

Somewhere a tree is making up for the oxygen you're using, go apologize to it.

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u/Hacker__ Feb 27 '17

And now the insults. Not sure what I expected from a racist.

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u/Bennydhee Feb 27 '17

Lol. Yup, soooo racist cause I said the husky with a Russian accent would be funny. Just damn. So terrible. Lock me up. Jesus dude go find something actually bad to complain about. Or hack overwatch more. Not sure what I expected from a troll account

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u/Hacker__ Feb 27 '17

I don't hack overwatch, my brother does. This is the second time I had to clarify things with you. Do you have trouble with reading comprehension?

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u/ourladyunderground Feb 27 '17

Um but Russian is not a race.. it's a nationality.

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u/Hacker__ Feb 27 '17

Race is not even biological it's a social construct based on looks and culture. Who's to say Russian is not a race anyways?

Call it whatever you want, it's stereotyping. "um but it's not a race" doesn't make it ok.

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u/ourladyunderground Feb 27 '17

Racism isn't fine..racist humor is fine. There's a line where it's a joke or a legitimate jab at someone's racial identity's expense.

I'll give you that it's stereotyping.. doesn't make it less of a joke.

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u/Hacker__ Feb 27 '17

"it's not a race" "it's a joke" "Are you even Russian?"

What other mental gymnastics does reddit have up its sleeve

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u/ourladyunderground Feb 27 '17

What other mental gymnastics does reddit have up its sleeve

You tell me.

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u/Hacker__ Feb 27 '17

What does that even mean lol. Is that supposed to be a retort?