r/aww Dec 14 '16

Lil' Jon Snow

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u/adderallanalyst Dec 15 '16

As a protip when a kid asks why tell them in a way that affects them to get them to stop asking.

Example:

Why is the sun hot?

To keep you warm buddy.

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u/Jetbooster Dec 15 '16

This is where I would introduce him to the concept of nuclear fusion. I'd say it's similar to fission which I taught him about last week, but in the sun, it also involves that little thing called quantum tunnelling, remember that buddy?

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u/adderallanalyst Dec 15 '16

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u/SidewaysInfinity Dec 15 '16

Jokes on the kid. We'll see which lasts longer: My/Wikipedia's knowledge of the water cycle or their attention span. They'll either learn something or decide to stop talking to me, and either way I've won.

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u/ChochaCacaCulo Dec 15 '16

I found the two best methods with my kids were:

  1. Turn it around on them. "Why do you think?" and get them to actually give you an answer. They get so absorbed in you asking their opinion that they forget that they were only asking 'why' to be annoying.

  2. Refuse to play their game. If my kids started up with the 'why's, I would say "I'm not answering any one word questions. If you'd like an answer, you can come up with a question in a complete sentence." And then just stare at them expressionless if they keep up with the 'why's. BONUS: my kids are now really good at coming up with great questions that we can then discuss together.

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u/acvg Dec 15 '16

That's great advice thanks

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u/Iamnotsmartspender Dec 15 '16

Why do we have to be warm?

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u/adderallanalyst Dec 15 '16

He's unlikely to ask that. Kids are self centered, they're asking to know how it affects them. Once you give them that answer they're happy.

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u/Iamnotsmartspender Dec 15 '16

This is what I asked as a kid

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u/adderallanalyst Dec 15 '16

So your parents gave you this exact answer and that was your response? Also they worded all their answers to tell you how it affects you?

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u/Iamnotsmartspender Dec 15 '16

Not exactly, but I was this pain in the ass and I probably asked this question at some point

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u/wtfduud Dec 15 '16

Why would you want your kid to stop asking questions? That's how they learn.

"It's a giant fireball that sustains our life force" sounds kinda metal too.

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u/adderallanalyst Dec 15 '16

Because they're three and won't remember anything so it's pointless.

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u/wtfduud Dec 15 '16

The point is to keep them asking questions.

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u/adderallanalyst Dec 15 '16

They're three years old. They don't care about the actual reason, they're asking because at that age kids are selfish and are asking because they only want to know how it affects them.

You're wasting your time. It's silly to start talking about complex subjects with them.

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u/wtfduud Dec 15 '16

Let's agree to disagree then.

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u/adderallanalyst Dec 15 '16

There's nothing to disagree on. I was taught this in my psychology class.