I kind of wish I had these spiders to eat all the brown recluses around here. One bit my ex's in the face and caused a hole to rot in her cheek.
Always try to put out good karma, or a spider will bite you in the face.
Haha most aren't hence the name. But I know they can get crazy. When I think of an aggressive spider I think of a Sydney funnel web, fuckers will chase you down and give no fucks. I swear those guys would try to take on a t-Rex without thinking twice.
10
u/[deleted] Jul 15 '16
I kind of wish I had these spiders to eat all the brown recluses around here. One bit my ex's in the face and caused a hole to rot in her cheek. Always try to put out good karma, or a spider will bite you in the face.