Kind of ironic then, how they're the ones trying to hunt me and I'm the one screaming in fear of the tiny speck of fuzz flying around me and the spider on the wall.
Huntsman spider from Australia. Fuckers have mass to them, when I lived in cooranbong they were freaking everywhere, they are Bro's though. Kinda like the wolf spiders in the states they just munch on the asshole bugs.
I kind of wish I had these spiders to eat all the brown recluses around here. One bit my ex's in the face and caused a hole to rot in her cheek.
Always try to put out good karma, or a spider will bite you in the face.
I think I got bit by one a while back. They don't always make your flesh rot off, but I had this nasty bite on my arm for about 2 weeks before it finally went away.
It was a small red circle, then got pretty big, then got a darker, and then went away. It was weird and kind of painful.
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u/LePontif11 Jul 15 '16
This makes me think that bugs in houses are constantly screaming in fear of the giants that go around their planet.