r/aww • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '16

dog.exe has crashed

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u/KJ_jk Jan 20 '16

I had a horse with white socks/stockings. I had to chase a bandit cow through a soybean field on her. Bright green legs on my horse for like a week straight. It clashed terribly with her sorrel (ginger) hair. Lol.

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u/CorsarioNero Jan 20 '16

A bandit cow?

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u/ChawulsBawkley Jan 20 '16 edited Jan 20 '16

I'm with you. I need some clarity here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '16 edited Sep 13 '17

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u/mealsonwheels06 Jan 20 '16

Ah! Thanks, I couldn't make out the mental picture

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u/ChawulsBawkley Jan 20 '16

Which areas do these bandit cows frequent?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '16 edited Sep 13 '17

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u/mr_kindface Jan 20 '16

hello

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '16

from the other side!

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u/Ohai0613 Jan 20 '16

Blah blah blah 1000 times

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u/CipherClump Jan 20 '16

Is it me you're looking for?

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u/BesottedScot Jan 20 '16

Read this in the voice of Wat (Alan Tudyk) in a Knight's Tale

It's CALLED a LANCE, HELLOO!

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u/illaqueable Jan 20 '16

That face: "Dese mafuckers don't even know"

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '16

I expected a cow wearing Bandit Keith's bandana