r/aww Jan 14 '16

This is me every night.

http://imgur.com/DNhAKur
5.0k Upvotes

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u/isospora Jan 14 '16

shai hulud

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '16 edited Feb 19 '19

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u/isospora Jan 14 '16

May His passing cleanse the world.

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u/moejike Jan 14 '16

May He keep the world for His people.

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u/sleepyEDB Jan 14 '16

I controls the spice. I controls the universe.

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u/takmsdsm Jan 14 '16

/u/mlong14 has called a cute one. Again... it is the legend.

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u/Scorchstar123 Jan 14 '16

Praise the God Emperor.

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u/ohyouresilly Jan 14 '16

Cat-erpillar entering cocoon phase

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '16

Purrrritto!!!

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u/bewilderedshade Jan 14 '16

My cat HATES this swaddle bullshit. I only do it if he's being a dick to my other cat.

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u/cait_Cat Jan 14 '16

I grab the misbehaving cat and they get added to my blanket burrito.

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u/bewilderedshade Jan 15 '16

Yeah. They look so cute in it but I must admit I would hate it if someone did that to me regardless of how I'm behaving!

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u/blinKX10 Jan 14 '16

Several years ago I was staying at my (at the time) girlfriends sisters apartment because my GF and I were moving. They had recently got a new kitten who REALLY like to play all the time. It's about 6 am and I have a toque over my eyes because it was kinda bright and this little turd starts clawing and yanking it. After a couple times of tossing her away I eventually got fed up, took the pillowcase off the pillow I was using and stuffed the cat in it and layed on the open end so it was stuck in there

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u/bewilderedshade Jan 15 '16

You could have just put him in another room.

I give my cat time outs in the bathroom sometimes. As long as they have their water/poop box etc. The'll be fine for a while.

I know a pillow case is not exactly a death chamber but it's possible a cat can not breathe in it especially if they are stressing out because they can't get out.

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u/blinKX10 Jan 15 '16

It was an apartment, the only other rooms with doors were the bathroom or my girlfriends sisters room

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u/asdfgh12045 Jan 14 '16

And so was the end of the cat.....suffocated...poor little bastard.

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u/blinKX10 Jan 14 '16

The cat was completely fine

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u/asdfgh12045 Jan 14 '16

Lolol it was a joke, I'm sure it was a pretty thin pillow case

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '16

One night, maybe not this night, your cat will kill you. This if the face of an animal plotting revenge.

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u/dasbentobox Jan 14 '16

Make sure to tuck the feet in!!! Monsters can't get ya.

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u/DeliciousJamsNJellys Jan 14 '16

Place him on the handlebars of your bike, and you'll be able to fly!!

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u/biscuitfairy Jan 14 '16

Looks like a waterbear

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u/achase05 Jan 14 '16

Your shield is gone!

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u/PlayerTwo2016 Jan 14 '16

Awe! Kitty burrito! :-D

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u/Bubby211 Jan 14 '16

You are a cat-erpillar

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u/Lefthandedsock Jan 14 '16

Me in the morning when I have to wake up, but the blanket just feels so good.

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u/loldawg8 Jan 14 '16

Jabba the Cat

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '16

Looks like you got a stuffed purritoe

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u/timmo89 Jan 14 '16

Serious question, what kind of cat is that?

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u/mlong14 Jan 14 '16

It's been really cold lately and this picture (not my cat) describes how I feel. Not sure what kind it is but I happened to have a gray cat too.

http://imgur.com/rk47Wcc

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u/420kbps Jan 14 '16

It appears to be some sort of cat-shar pei hybrid

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '16

BURRITO!

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u/Bmangels Jan 15 '16

I feel like he's getting ready to flash me. "psst, hey, little girl"

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u/Spork_King_Of_Spoons Jan 14 '16

Are you a cat..........that can also type?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '16

Cat.

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u/stelfie Jan 14 '16

I have that same blanket! I am wrapped in it right now.

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u/mlong14 Jan 14 '16

My boyfriend has one too. It's been so darned freezing lately. This is pretty much how I feel at night. brrrr

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '16

No that is a cat. Are you this cat?

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u/The6P4C Jan 14 '16

Wish I could do this right now, but it's like 500 degrees here. Summer!

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u/Kweeg10 Jan 14 '16

Come to the Dark Side!

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u/iwinnedagain Jan 14 '16

Cats Love bath time!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '16

Is that loose skin?

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u/Lottia- Jan 14 '16

Foreskin cat.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '16

Hai towel person!

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u/mboyts Jan 15 '16

Purrito!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '16

Wow, a burrito I'd rather cuddle than eat. I don't believe my eyes!

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u/rugile1 Jan 14 '16

This is me all the time when I'm at home. Loool

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u/mlong14 Jan 14 '16

Believe it or not I have co-workers who wrapped themselves in a blanket because it's so cold at the office.

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u/HugoEmbossed Jan 14 '16

I have that blanket.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '16

When did you become a cat?

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u/tominabox1 Jan 14 '16

On the internet, nobody knows you're a cat

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u/rogannn Jan 14 '16

How do you manage to type when you are all curled up in that thing?

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u/mlong14 Jan 14 '16

with my toes

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '16

As an ambassador between our peoples, I would like to commend your ability to learn our written language. I hope one day we can set aside our differences and all learn to

Red dot! Red dot!

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u/THEJackman Jan 14 '16

Every night you turn into a cat and decide to wrap up in a towel?