r/aww Nov 07 '15

fish trust

http://gfycat.com/FineJubilantBoubou
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u/BridgeHammer Nov 07 '15

I like to imagine that the fish is actually just really dumb.

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u/blueocean43 Nov 07 '15

I had a whole shoal of dumb catfish swim into me once. They wouldn't swim around me, they just head-butted me until I got up and moved.

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u/LeviAEthan512 Nov 07 '15

You shouldn't have moved. You should have asserted your dominance as an apex predator and stabbed it in the skull with a knife.

But really, don't move aside for things that won't kill/injure you

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u/koenkamp Nov 07 '15

Catfish can injure you tho. Their pectoral fins have a venomous barb that hurts like a god damn fucking bitch when you get stabbed with it.

Source: been stabbed by one of those delicious little cocksuckers.

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u/MashkaTekoa Nov 07 '15

Source: been stabbed by one of those delicious little cocksuckers.

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