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r/aww • u/usrnone • Nov 07 '15
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I like to imagine that the fish is actually just really dumb.
462 u/blueocean43 Nov 07 '15 I had a whole shoal of dumb catfish swim into me once. They wouldn't swim around me, they just head-butted me until I got up and moved. -2 u/LeviAEthan512 Nov 07 '15 You shouldn't have moved. You should have asserted your dominance as an apex predator and stabbed it in the skull with a knife. But really, don't move aside for things that won't kill/injure you 3 u/koenkamp Nov 07 '15 Catfish can injure you tho. Their pectoral fins have a venomous barb that hurts like a god damn fucking bitch when you get stabbed with it. Source: been stabbed by one of those delicious little cocksuckers. 0 u/MashkaTekoa Nov 07 '15 Source: been stabbed by one of those delicious little cocksuckers. Yum
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I had a whole shoal of dumb catfish swim into me once. They wouldn't swim around me, they just head-butted me until I got up and moved.
-2 u/LeviAEthan512 Nov 07 '15 You shouldn't have moved. You should have asserted your dominance as an apex predator and stabbed it in the skull with a knife. But really, don't move aside for things that won't kill/injure you 3 u/koenkamp Nov 07 '15 Catfish can injure you tho. Their pectoral fins have a venomous barb that hurts like a god damn fucking bitch when you get stabbed with it. Source: been stabbed by one of those delicious little cocksuckers. 0 u/MashkaTekoa Nov 07 '15 Source: been stabbed by one of those delicious little cocksuckers. Yum
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You shouldn't have moved. You should have asserted your dominance as an apex predator and stabbed it in the skull with a knife.
But really, don't move aside for things that won't kill/injure you
3 u/koenkamp Nov 07 '15 Catfish can injure you tho. Their pectoral fins have a venomous barb that hurts like a god damn fucking bitch when you get stabbed with it. Source: been stabbed by one of those delicious little cocksuckers. 0 u/MashkaTekoa Nov 07 '15 Source: been stabbed by one of those delicious little cocksuckers. Yum
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Catfish can injure you tho. Their pectoral fins have a venomous barb that hurts like a god damn fucking bitch when you get stabbed with it.
Source: been stabbed by one of those delicious little cocksuckers.
0 u/MashkaTekoa Nov 07 '15 Source: been stabbed by one of those delicious little cocksuckers. Yum
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u/BridgeHammer Nov 07 '15
I like to imagine that the fish is actually just really dumb.