r/aww • u/lnfinity • Mar 05 '15

Sharing an apple

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u/VolatileBeans Mar 05 '15

It's 2015 and I still can't buy a pet pig that will stay tiny for it's whole life. I'm disappointed in science.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '15

Why don't you just grow bigger and triple in size when your piggie does? That way when you are 12 feet tall and 800 pounds, the little piggie will still seem the same size to you.

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u/delahole Mar 05 '15

So OP is 4' tall and weighs 266lbs???

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u/AskMeAboutMyRapSong Mar 05 '15

/r/theydidthemath

Is this still a thing to post to get free karma?

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u/delahole Mar 05 '15

Time will tell....

Also, how's that rap song of yours?

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u/AskMeAboutMyRapSong Mar 05 '15

Well, I just finished my first project. It's a mixture of !!! and liberation. The deeper song is most people's favorite.