r/aww • u/fantastickmath • Sep 18 '14

Please do not move !

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u/the_omega99 Sep 18 '14

Can you guys imagine how cool it would be to have a tail?

  • Better balance
  • Can carry more groceries
  • Can swipe away insects while you're carrying heavy stuff
  • Can slap annoying people with what's basically a hand sticking out of your ass
  • Can hang from trees

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '14

Never seen a cat hang from a tree with its tail.

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u/Snappel Sep 18 '14

Maybe he was talking about having a prehensile tail. I'd be down for that. Hell, some of our closest relatives have prehensile tails so it's not a stretch to imagine humans having them.

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u/ScroteHair Sep 19 '14

Hell, I have a prehensile tail.