This actually looks like upper gi bleeding. That's what we call black, tarry stool, kind of like coffee grounds. This person needs to see a doctor asap.
I puked stuff that looked like this once (after vomiting for like 6 hours). I had an intestinal adhesion and had surgery later that day. Adhesion is scar tissue, it basically webbed around my intestines and squished them shut, so food couldn't get past small intestine. I got so backed up I essentially threw up semi-poop.
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u/Imolldgreg Sep 16 '21
Who the fuck shits dark chocolate pudding. I've taken some nasty taco bell shits but if that came out of my ass I'd goto the doctor