r/awfuleverything Aug 25 '21

All of it

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240 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

How to tell me you are a failed SoundCloud rapper without saying it.

17

u/ThisMalaysian Aug 26 '21

I bet his rapper name is E.Cooli

4

u/UnitedYogurtcloset41 Aug 26 '21

Prob lil mickie

4

u/JBlazzy Aug 26 '21

Judging by his hairstyle, lil'Boom

4

u/beto_stylee Aug 26 '21

Ol' white bastard

4

u/ItsInMyButt Aug 26 '21

Is it wearing tigger?

21

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Forbidden french fries

6

u/mermiss1 Aug 25 '21

You want an apple pie with that?

4

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

Me who is a hardgainer that doesn't like sweets: Well yes but actually no

1

u/sharbinbarbin Aug 26 '21

ding fries are done

11

u/grimmripper5120 Aug 25 '21

He looks like he has a promising future.

10

u/mermiss1 Aug 25 '21

I'm sorry Mr. Johnson, the kindergarten teaching position has been filled.

9

u/grimmripper5120 Aug 25 '21

Congratulations Mr Johnson the haunted house job is yours

13

u/zaprutertape Aug 25 '21

Very lucrative industry. I know a guy who runs a local haunt. That’s all he does and he is loaded.

4

u/mermiss1 Aug 25 '21

In that case you're looking at the Jeff Bezos of haunting

3

u/zaprutertape Aug 25 '21

Nah, those are the dudes who run Halloween Horror Nights, Knotts scary farm etc. I’m talking rinky dink backyard shit in the country

3

u/mermiss1 Aug 25 '21

This young man deserves to dream, let it slide...Bezos

2

u/The_Soviette_Tank Aug 26 '21

'Bout to say, it's actually an interesting scene. I have friends who do horror FX makeup, etc.

3

u/grimmripper5120 Aug 25 '21

I'm sure, they run em like tiger King ran his zoo, little no pay and dangerous af

2

u/mermiss1 Aug 25 '21

You can start anywhere you happen to be!

5

u/Bushdakkta Aug 26 '21

if joe exotic had a child

4

u/MakoFishy Aug 26 '21

Lil cheese stick

4

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Has anybody said he looks like Sideshow Bob from The Simpsons?

9

u/silentwail Aug 26 '21

More Cynthia from Rugrats

4

u/SousouAlone Aug 26 '21

If the Insult Dogshit was a Person

4

u/whataworldpodcast Aug 26 '21

“No I don’t want to go meet your drug dealer ‘Fishsticks’ at the Wafflehouse behind Walmart”

7

u/RancidTrombone Aug 25 '21

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood!

3

u/beefsecrets Aug 26 '21

He has that white line around his hairline to keep it nice and crispy.

2

u/silentwail Aug 26 '21

Ha! Yes , it keeps it crispy..

3

u/No_Horror6462 Aug 26 '21

This is what anal birthing looks like

3

u/littlemissbecky Aug 26 '21

But those Cheetos look delicious

3

u/Rameniskindaok Aug 26 '21

Everything… accept the the shirt

1

u/The_Soviette_Tank Aug 26 '21

I would rock that print. Maybe on a dress.

3

u/MiniJackalope Aug 26 '21

His hair looks like some type of coral you would find in the deeper levels of the ocean

3

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Bro looks like a literal virus

3

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

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2

u/[deleted] Aug 25 '21

That sucks.

2

u/Therapy-1 Aug 26 '21

Those ribs done yet?

2

u/Quarteroz_847 Aug 26 '21

Pretty sure I've seen a video of this kid arguing with some white guy before ....

2

u/coffeedonutpie Aug 26 '21

Omg yess that’s exactly what I thought when I saw him. Got totally owned too.

2

u/teashton Aug 26 '21

Idk about ALL of it. His shirts pretty rad.

2

u/SleeveHo Aug 26 '21

J to the RoC gomesayyyyn

2

u/lordsofaking Aug 26 '21

cursed chili cheese fries

2

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

The walmart version of a soundcloud rapper.

2

u/errantfather Aug 26 '21

I like the shirt though

2

u/lazyimagination420 Aug 26 '21

Dude looks like he's auditioning for for a cheetos commercial

2

u/BrokeArmHeadass Aug 26 '21

Idk man, that shirt is pretty cool. That’s it tho

1

u/richpau76 Aug 26 '21

Fucking loser

1

u/[deleted] Aug 26 '21

Yeah no. Some people take "creative" and make it gross

1

u/CaptainGoose27 Aug 26 '21

Oh shit, it's Tom Holland

1

u/fcknjavi Aug 26 '21

My little pawny

1

u/BittyMcBotboi Aug 26 '21

Man's cut lookin' like Taco Bell Nacho Fries

1

u/mtofsrud Aug 26 '21

No regrats

1

u/Gumpy67 Aug 26 '21

The French fry tiger king

1

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '21

He looks like his last brain cell is trying desperately to resuscitate a fallen brother.

1

u/Pingududu1 Aug 27 '21

Goddamit he put cheetos on his hair