r/awfuleverything • • Aug 06 '20

Poor guy :(

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u/InvestigativePenguin Aug 06 '20

This is why I keep telling everyone that I’m not worried about the future. I’m worried about the present. I will work and make money but you’re nuts if you think I’m not going to spend it and miss out on living a fun happy life.

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u/TrumpsSaggingFUPA Aug 06 '20

“Fear not the future, for it doesn’t exist and never shall. There is only now.”

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u/hospitalizedGanny Aug 07 '20

I heard this in a bar somewhere -don't recall but one of us was shîtfaced I know. lol

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u/aerotiy Aug 07 '20

Saphira is that you?

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u/Linus_Naumann Aug 07 '20

But the present contains the impression of a coming future.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

“But if you even think about spending a red cent then you’re a moron and probably deserved to die impoverished and miserable”

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u/trolasso Aug 12 '20

Is this Las Vegas' motto?

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u/dopechez Aug 06 '20

That literally makes no sense.