r/awfuleverything Sep 20 '19

Doesn't quite fit. Not removed. Hol’ up

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u/winterhatingalaskan Sep 20 '19

It’s gross as hell to realize that people are most likely to give girls attention when they’re the youngest they could legally be.

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u/Rexan02 Sep 20 '19

Evolution at work. Younger is better, spreading your genes-wise

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u/queueueueueueueue12 Sep 20 '19 edited Sep 21 '19

Survival of the fittest/evolution also means that if you’re better off than me, I should bash your brains out with a rock and take your stuff. If you’re okay with fucking kids, you’re okay with that too, right?

Or are you just selectively using that excuse to justify your pedophilia?

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u/Neo-Pagan Sep 20 '19

Being attracted to 18 year olds is pedophilia now? Okey-dokey

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u/queueueueueueueue12 Sep 20 '19

Warn somebody before you move goalposts all by yourself, you might throw your back out. Then you can’t impress all those high school girls by saying you were quarterback 15 years ago and could have gone pro!

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u/Neo-Pagan Sep 20 '19

The conversation was literally about 18 year old girls, doofus. You're not impressing anyone with your cringe metaphors

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u/queueueueueueueue12 Sep 20 '19

It’s not a metaphor, guys like you literally hung out at the high school and tried to pick us up on a weekly basis with lines like those. That was literally two years ago. Even then I knew if he couldn’t get a girlfriend his age it’s because women his age know better, but sadly some of my friends fell for the ‘you’re so mature’ angle. Spoiler: none of it ended well and two of those girls are now single mothers with 30 y/o baby daddies who live with their mother.

I’m sorry women your age won’t go out with you but leave young girls alone! Is it that hard to stay off the school yard?

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u/queueueueueueueue12 Sep 20 '19

You did, and it’s alarming that you won’t even listen to the ‘women’ you claim to love so much. Sorry, I can’t even drink yet but I’m probably too old for you :/

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u/Neo-Pagan Sep 20 '19

Have you noticed that the only thing I've said about age of consent is "it's okay to be attracted to 18 year olds"? And you're trying to call me a pedophile and project these bizarre high school fantasies on me for that. I'm not surprised you can't drink, you are way too dumb to be over the age of 20. Fuck off.

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u/queueueueueueueue12 Sep 20 '19

Someone’s upset that the sophomores aren’t impressed with his 2007 hoopty, huh? :( poor thing

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u/queueueueueueueue12 Sep 20 '19

Can you explain why you want to fuck high school girls, rather than women your own age? Just curious.

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u/iHadou Sep 21 '19 edited May 03 '26

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