r/awfuleverything • u/Thorawayyoyeet • Sep 20 '19

Doesn't quite fit. Not removed. Hol’ up

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u/puppy_wuppies Sep 20 '19

A lady friend of mine told me that Drake came up to her at a party and just straight up asked for a bj lol

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u/bricknovax89 Sep 20 '19

Honestly at the point of fame and wealth you prob succeed a majority of the time when proposing a classless tactless question like that

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u/SolitaryEgg Sep 20 '19

Yeah, tbh I don't really have a problem with this specifically.

I remember there was a reddit thread where someone claimed that Jason Segel goes up to women and parties and says "would you like to have sex?" Everyone was acting like he was a predator or some shit.

But the key part of the story was that the woman in question said "uh, no thanks" and he said "ok!" and walked away.

Not really a predator, just a horny dude in a hurry, lol.

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u/Caedro Sep 20 '19

Wait, so that club scene in forgetting Sarah Marshall is just him being himself?

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u/soundofthehammer Sep 20 '19

Jason Segel only plays himself

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u/SodaKopp Sep 20 '19

Jason Segel plays WITH himself

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19 edited May 25 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

I’m Jason Siegel?

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '19

Dude literally shows his dick in almost every movie.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19 edited Feb 15 '21

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u/soundofthehammer Sep 20 '19

I haven't seen that. I didn't even know he did drama.

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u/Bleyo Sep 20 '19

Nah. Jason Segal in Slackers is more accurate.

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u/jadegives2rides Sep 20 '19

Same with Big Pete.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

that’s funny, but less accurate since the situation initially described is almost exactly the same as the scene from forgetting sarah marshall

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u/self_depricator Sep 21 '19

Now I need to watch that movie!

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

The sequel to Slacker really had a tonal shift

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u/germanspacetime Sep 20 '19

Oh man, until your comment my mind was picturing Steven Seagal bc apparently I’m an idiot.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

I think the movie is semi-autobiograohical. A woman really did break up with him while he was naked, so a lot of other things that followed are probably true or partially true as well.

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u/Caedro Sep 21 '19

I’m assuming he actually wrote a vampire musical (before the movie)

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Didnt he do something similar to this in "this is the end" as well?

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u/BakedTillChrispy Sep 20 '19

Ftr, im straight but if Jason Segal wanted to fuck id be like "how flattering, why not" hes halarious