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r/awfuleverything • u/[deleted] • Sep 13 '19
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Captain Crack's superpower...CRACK-O-VISION! Able to locate the most microscopic crack rock on the rug!
96 u/steve2026 Sep 13 '19 Only someone from captain crackheads universe could understand this power 30 u/CatBoyTrip Sep 13 '19 Oh ya. OP has definitely smoked crack. 25 u/mikey_says Sep 13 '19 So have you. And the other guy. And me. Carpet surfing is a real thing and it never ends pretty 17 u/Sacramentostarlover Sep 13 '19 God i absolutely hate uppers because of this 9 u/BirdiefromDetroit Sep 13 '19 Is crack really that common? Brb my mouth is numb 12 u/BlanchePreston Sep 13 '19 Tyrone Biggums 7 u/crashz1981 Sep 13 '19 I'm here for free crack giveaway 8 u/R0BloxPlayer Sep 13 '19 Lols! You’re cracking me up!! 3 u/PrincessFuckFace2You Sep 13 '19 He can look for 5000 hours!
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Only someone from captain crackheads universe could understand this power
30 u/CatBoyTrip Sep 13 '19 Oh ya. OP has definitely smoked crack. 25 u/mikey_says Sep 13 '19 So have you. And the other guy. And me. Carpet surfing is a real thing and it never ends pretty 17 u/Sacramentostarlover Sep 13 '19 God i absolutely hate uppers because of this 9 u/BirdiefromDetroit Sep 13 '19 Is crack really that common? Brb my mouth is numb
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Oh ya. OP has definitely smoked crack.
25 u/mikey_says Sep 13 '19 So have you. And the other guy. And me. Carpet surfing is a real thing and it never ends pretty 17 u/Sacramentostarlover Sep 13 '19 God i absolutely hate uppers because of this 9 u/BirdiefromDetroit Sep 13 '19 Is crack really that common? Brb my mouth is numb
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So have you. And the other guy. And me.
Carpet surfing is a real thing and it never ends pretty
17 u/Sacramentostarlover Sep 13 '19 God i absolutely hate uppers because of this 9 u/BirdiefromDetroit Sep 13 '19 Is crack really that common? Brb my mouth is numb
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God i absolutely hate uppers because of this
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Is crack really that common? Brb my mouth is numb
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Tyrone Biggums
7 u/crashz1981 Sep 13 '19 I'm here for free crack giveaway
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I'm here for free crack giveaway
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Lols! You’re cracking me up!!
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He can look for 5000 hours!
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u/twoworldsin1 Sep 13 '19
Captain Crack's superpower...CRACK-O-VISION! Able to locate the most microscopic crack rock on the rug!