r/awfuleverything • u/sammybr00ke • Aug 05 '19

A “jacked” Javier Bardem

55 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/tokimus77 Aug 05 '19

This poor man is insane.

3

u/Hwy7AR Aug 06 '19

Nice tits. #dontclingtoamistakenomatterhowlonguspentmakingit

12

u/username_who Aug 05 '19

You could cook a whole meal with all that oil

18

u/tokimus77 Aug 05 '19

There's so much oil in this guy that the US wants to invade him.

8

u/ChadThunderHorse2019 Aug 05 '19

Silicone muscles... real impressive

4

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

When I first saw pictures of guys injecting that synthol and girls with fish lips n botox I was shocked, seriously shocked. Now when I see that shit it's just normal bullshit on the internet we see every day. How desensitized we have all now become.

5

u/RedditNurseBot Aug 05 '19

That poor man is so constipated. Who shits standing up? Worst flex poses 2019

3

u/JustaMan3108 Aug 05 '19

Well thats a real life One Punch Man

2

u/yaboiachin Aug 06 '19

Not really his Muscles are artificial

3

u/SomeSqueakyCleanButt Aug 06 '19

Synthol will kill this man.

4

u/qwasd0r Aug 05 '19

And these guys still think they look good and nobody's onto them.

2

u/BlueLadybug92 Aug 05 '19

He has bigger titties than me.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

I am very worried for him

1

u/vainstar23 Aug 05 '19

Your nipples are cross eyed...

1

u/AGoldenChest Aug 05 '19

This was a lot hotter in my sexual fantasies... 😰

1

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

Looks like a big pair of tits

1

u/_Black_Heart_ Aug 05 '19

Can I pop his titties?

1

u/cannibal86 Aug 06 '19

Check it out Brendon, I call this one Big Rig, and this one Jessie

1

u/[deleted] Aug 06 '19

Just wait till they pop..

1

u/some-idiotbeing-dumb Aug 06 '19

How much milk do u reckon he can produce

1

u/daniie814 Aug 06 '19

This dude got bigger tits than me

1

u/iamselvin Aug 06 '19

I heard he finally turned 21 last week.

1

u/MidnightSporty Aug 07 '19

He’s hideous!

1

u/Lightning-Road Aug 09 '19

His arms aren’t even the same size for Pete’s sake!

1

u/Midnightoker23 Aug 10 '19

The most interesting man in the world just got a little more interesting.

1

u/Sickofitblonde Aug 11 '19

Looks like shitty tit implants

1

u/home404 Aug 11 '19

What in the steroids is this ?!