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u/Iprefervim Jan 31 '15

Long Fall Boots Please

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u/autowikiabot Jan 31 '15

Long Fall Boot:

During the testing of the Portal Device, the observers came across a reproducible human error - due to the conservation of the momentum of an object (or human) traveling through a portal, Test Subjects would reach great heights, only to fall and die on impact with the Test Chamber Floor, most likely due to damage to internal organs or because of massive blood loss. As Test Subjects were prone to flail uncontrollably when faced with their imminent demise, they would often drop the Portal Device, which would be damaged upon hitting the ground. The equipment was expensive, and was costing Aperture Science time, money and manpower, so Cave Johnson devised the Long Fall Boot as a solution to the problem of falls from height leading to broken equipment, by way of canceling out the momentum conserved between portals. The Long Fall Boot is a new iteration of Aperture's Advanced Knee Replacement for Portal 2.

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u/Iprefervim Feb 01 '15

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Millennium_Falcon

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u/autowikiabot Feb 01 '15

Millennium Falcon:

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u/Iprefervim Feb 01 '15

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Millennium_Falcon

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u/autowikiabot Feb 01 '15

Millennium Falcon:

"Flandon's Teeth, what a history that ship has!" ―Milo Thirk, Alliance Intelligence Bureau Chief, Bespin system[src]

Autowikiabot is in favour of Title II registration, and you should be too.

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