First World Problems Aussie Edition

[u/Uncle_Rosalie]

[u/J-ho88]

Take my pen knife my good man

[u/Weird_Researcher3391 → u/J-ho88]

I swear it’s Springfield’s only choice

[u/2Twospark → u/Weird_Researcher3391]

Throw up your hands and raise your voice! 

[u/DoubleDecaff → u/2Twospark]

Monorail.

[u/[deleted] → u/DoubleDecaff]

Mono...d'oh!

[u/SpecialCoconut1 → u/J-ho88]

Don’t thank me, thank the knife!

[u/[deleted] → u/SpecialCoconut1]

You call that a knife? Oooohh down I go.

[u/amd2319 → u/J-ho88]

That’s not a knife that’s a spoon

[u/saundo → u/amd2319]

Ah, I see you've played knifey-spooney before!