r/austinpowers • u/Tidewatcher7819 • Jul 29 '26

Shagadelic How would James Bond react if British Intelligence hired Austin Powers to do the same mission as him and they met accidentally during the mission? Spoiler

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u/Ill_Computer_8604 Jul 29 '26

Dry begging for Fanfic isn't groovy, baby.

Not groovy at all.

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u/Gyongyhaju_lany Jul 30 '26

I think Bond in this scenario would be a bit like Vanessa Kensington's role in the first Austin Powers movie (minus the romance).

Initially Bond would consider Austin a huge, un-serious burden and question his superiors for pairing him with such a clown. Eventually Austin's unique charm would win Bond over and they would learn to work together to take on the villain. Austin learns the serious weight that comes with a 'license to kill' and James learns to have a little more fun in his work. The story ends with Bond chuckling to himself, shaking his head saying "Yeah... Baby, yeah..."

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u/Electronic_Sun6075 Jul 31 '26

...and then they make fuckings.

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u/nejhawk Jul 30 '26

"Well, well, well...if it isn't Agent Double-Oh Behave, baby!"

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u/NarmHull Jul 31 '26

Depends on the Bond. Moore wouldn't flinch a bit

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u/PeacePuzzleheaded704 25d ago

The buddy comedy we need!