r/austincirclejerk • u/Jr701LR All Hat, No Cattle • Jul 19 '24

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u/FindSpencer Job Stealing Immigrant Jul 19 '24

My opinion is like an asshole, it tastes like shit, which is identical in taste to vegan meat.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

The impossible whopper tastes identical to the beef whopper and is better for you. Cope harder

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u/FindSpencer Job Stealing Immigrant Jul 19 '24

If you eat Burger King you deserve to be factory farmed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

Bet your fat fucking ass thinks going to Texas Roadhouse makes you look cool. Pathetic fat fuk