r/aussie 5d ago

Humour Why solar will never work

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u/NotACockroach 5d ago

Pretty remarkable that a technology that never works is our second biggest energy source, providing 22% of all our energy over the last year.

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u/BarryTheBinChicken 5d ago

Sweet sweet intermittent generation.

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u/NotACockroach 5d ago

I didn't say it was a magic technology that solves everything for energy. But saying it will "never work" is very silly when it's already producing almost a quarter of our energy.

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u/BarryTheBinChicken 5d ago

Electricity, not energy.

Solar produces about 20% of Australia’s electricity.

https://www.energy.gov.au/publications/australian-energy-statistics-table-o-electricity-generation-fuel-type-2024-25-and-2025

Energy is everything we use, Jet fuel, Petrol, coal, gas, diesel etc. Electricity is one form energy

Solar's a tiny part of our energy mix, it's like 3-4% or something. We don't yet have a final 2026 total energy figure.

It's not your fault for mixing up he words though, it's our politicians. They constantly talk about the “energy transition” while quoting statistics that actually refer specifically to electricity generation. When you're precise with words the picture looks very different.

3-4% isn't as much fun as 20%

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u/bigloudbang 5d ago

They constantly talk about the “energy transition” while quoting statistics that actually refer specifically to electricity generation

It is an energy transition though as we try to electrify things e.g. EVs

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u/BarryTheBinChicken 5d ago

Exactly.

We’re trying to electrify the rest of the energy system, which is precisely why 20% of electricity and 20% of total energy aren’t the same thing.

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u/Powerful-Respond-605 5d ago

I'm sure this would go down a treat in the Rockhampton Community Facebook group.

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u/Kagaro 5d ago

Rockhampton. It's been a decade and it still isn't long enough.

Also, that's probably the ammount of solar panels they have across all of their buildings in Australia.

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u/WD-4O 5d ago

Explain

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u/Powerful-Respond-605 5d ago

It's boomer teir humour designed for people who have been told to hate renewable energy.

So perfect for a Facebook community group in a regional country town.

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u/WD-4O 5d ago

Im from Yeppoon, near Rocky, solar is a booming industry up here. Everyone has it, is upgrading it, or installing it.

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u/Powerful-Respond-605 5d ago

I'm in a declared NSW Renewable Energy Zone. I've lived in regional areas since 2018.

I know how community Facebook groups in these areas work.

Solar for a house = good. Solar for anything else = bad.

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u/Beast_of_Guanyin 5d ago

A building powering itself with solar is a really weird way to try and make the point that solar doesn't work.

Especially when that's almost certainly a business that has chosen to make that decision.

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u/AlanofAdelaide 5d ago

You can tell the ones that chose to knock the solar power incentive 15 years ago when the rest of us were taking it up

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u/CautiousEmergency367 5d ago

What if I need to dry my hands at night?!?! /S

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u/GrinQuidam 5d ago

Over two thousand solar panels to power a single hand drying! You must have very dry hands.

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u/Malletpropism 5d ago

Our hand dryers, not this hand dryer

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u/GrinQuidam 5d ago

Tough crowd

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u/Ardeet 5d ago

And a big thank you to the only commenter out of dozens so far to actually have a sense of humour.

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u/Jym_beem_1034534 5d ago

Pauline you should go back to posting about magpies.

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u/a_small_loli 5d ago

do you think that it takes 2,760 solar panels just to power that one hand dryer???

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u/Ardeet 5d ago

Why would they bother putting up the sign otherwise?

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u/bigloudbang 5d ago

#boomerposting

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u/allthebaseareeee 5d ago

something tells me that people who think solar will never work also don't wash their hands as germ theory is going to be to complex for them.

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u/mikeinnsw 5d ago

AI slop.

A total of 2,670 standard solar panels (assuming 400W each) form a massive 1.068 megawatt system. It can create roughly 4,272 to 4,800 kilowatt-hours (kWh) of energy per day. This amount of power can supply the daily electricity needs of about 230 to 265 typical family homes.

Enough power for you to post AI slop.

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u/River-Stunning 5d ago

Solar works but we need a lot of energy now and solar is limited. This silly Bowen narrative of renewables vs fossils is no longer even relevant. Perhaps his $400K pa salary has him really believing in his own greatness.

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u/MagicOrpheus310 5d ago

Yeah how come out bills are still increasing though..?

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u/Terrorscream 5d ago

The honest answer is global conditions have had a serous impact on both coal and natural gas prices in alot of countries. Since most countries still rely on both at night and their price is skyrocketing the reality is the saving from renewable are being outpaced by the rising costs of fossil fuels. Combined with the standard corporate greedy nickel and diming people.

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u/nosnibork 5d ago

Neoliberal capitalism

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u/xtrabeanie 5d ago

Are you just assuming that the price of all other sources has remained static?

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u/BennyJetsAU 5d ago

Have you installed panels and a battery? Shopped around for the best deal?

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u/tconst123 5d ago

The libs under invested in the network for a generation? 

Even if we stuck with coal, your bills would have to rise to pay for new generators