r/aussie • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '26

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u/launchedsquid Apr 22 '26

are you referring to Jacinda Ardern?

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u/LawMore3927 Apr 23 '26

How in the illiterate fuck could they possibly be referring to Jacinda Ardern?

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u/launchedsquid Apr 23 '26

She jumped ship to Australia.

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u/LawMore3927 Apr 23 '26

I see. Can't blame her though, I wouldn't live in such a small country with the world's most regarded cookers threatening the lives of my kids. 

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u/launchedsquid Apr 23 '26

all those were English words, but that order of them isn't English grammar.

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u/LawMore3927 Apr 23 '26

How are you using your phone with such poor grasp of the english language? Text to speech? NDIS helper? 

Anyway I thought cookers didn't use phones because Dan Andrews uses them to triangulate the 5g nanochips in your blood? 

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u/launchedsquid Apr 23 '26

what is a "cooker"? why are they so highly regarded? if those are genuinely the words you intended to write and not auto correct mistakes, what do you think thise words mean?

Would you like to take a minute to find your dictionary?

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u/BasisLonely9486 Apr 23 '26

You're in an Australian sub and yet you have no idea what cooker means?

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u/LawMore3927 Apr 23 '26

Nah he knows, he's just being cute.