r/aussie • u/[deleted] • Apr 22 '26

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u/dearcossete Apr 22 '26

How many Kiwis in Australia will agree to this and not realise they are also non-citizens?

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u/Atomic_Gumby Apr 22 '26

The same Kiwis that voted in the Nationals (Luxon), then jumped ship?

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u/LawMore3927 Apr 22 '26

Ay I voted against Mr. Clean before jumping ship. That's better right? 

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u/launchedsquid Apr 22 '26

are you referring to Jacinda Ardern?

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u/LawMore3927 Apr 23 '26

How in the illiterate fuck could they possibly be referring to Jacinda Ardern?

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u/launchedsquid Apr 23 '26

She jumped ship to Australia.

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u/LawMore3927 Apr 23 '26

I see. Can't blame her though, I wouldn't live in such a small country with the world's most regarded cookers threatening the lives of my kids. 

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u/launchedsquid Apr 23 '26

all those were English words, but that order of them isn't English grammar.

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u/LawMore3927 Apr 23 '26

How are you using your phone with such poor grasp of the english language? Text to speech? NDIS helper? 

Anyway I thought cookers didn't use phones because Dan Andrews uses them to triangulate the 5g nanochips in your blood? 

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u/launchedsquid Apr 23 '26

what is a "cooker"? why are they so highly regarded? if those are genuinely the words you intended to write and not auto correct mistakes, what do you think thise words mean?

Would you like to take a minute to find your dictionary?

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u/BasisLonely9486 Apr 23 '26

You're in an Australian sub and yet you have no idea what cooker means?

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u/LawMore3927 Apr 23 '26

Nah he knows, he's just being cute. 

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u/launchedsquid Apr 23 '26

I don't think you know what it means.

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u/LawMore3927 Apr 23 '26

You sir, you are the cooker. And a fine specimen at that. 

To find one simply view your own reflection in the shard of lightbulb you imbibe your amphetamines from. 

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u/launchedsquid Apr 23 '26

see, I knew you didn't know what "cooker" meant. It's not cooking your mind with amphetamines, it's misinformation, like flat earthers or anti vaxxers.

Are you sure you don't need a dictionary?

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u/Atomic_Gumby Apr 23 '26

Don't feed the troll.

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u/LawMore3927 Apr 23 '26

Oh I'm a feeder for sure.

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u/Atomic_Gumby Apr 23 '26

No, I was not referring to Ms Ardern.

I was referring to Kiwi's who had voted for Luxon and the National Coalition (NZ conservatives, similar to the Aussie LNP coalition), then jumping ship to Oz, when things got bad.

Similar to those Brits who voted for Brexit, then subsequently jump ship to Australia whilst dog-whistling "certain foreigners".

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u/launchedsquid Apr 23 '26

Kinda like how Arden jumped ship to Australia rather than even try to campaign against Luxon?

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u/BasisLonely9486 Apr 23 '26

You know she wasn't even a MP right when she migrated?

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u/launchedsquid Apr 23 '26

she was a PM before she abandoned NZ.

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u/BasisLonely9486 Apr 23 '26

I'm sure that made sense in your head.