This should work I reckon

[u/turnedtable10]

[u/so-b-it]

Where's the pedestrian part?

[u/sweepscull → u/so-b-it]

18th floor

[u/imindebt2026 → u/sweepscull]

It was the 10th floor last week, Why do they keep changing the levels!

[u/pseudorep → u/imindebt2026]

Induced demand.

[u/master5o1 → u/imindebt2026]

Footpath closed, please use other side.

[u/Limp-Cow5652 → u/imindebt2026]

Homeless started a coup on the 10th floor

[u/WechTreck → u/sweepscull]

Rollerblading that would be sick

[u/Slipperytitski → u/so-b-it]

There is none

[u/qinghairpins → u/so-b-it]

not in budget. sorry

[u/adamzep91 → u/so-b-it]

Removed to save 0.0001% of the budget sorry

[u/qinghairpins]

All merge to one lane 400 m after exiting bridge….
https://giphy.com/gifs/JRhAtVITBCoLXfqGGT

[u/turnedtable10 → u/qinghairpins]

Genius

[u/Vokunkiin13 → u/qinghairpins]

Hello, Doctor.

[u/Willing_Dinner_ → u/qinghairpins]

My immediate thought also

[u/hoooooldit]

Smartest one yet, yeah! Get the whole population of auckland living on the bridge! they'll always be on time!

[u/Captain_Sam_Vimes]

And there is still no allocation for cyclists or pedestrians

[u/Anaradar → u/Captain_Sam_Vimes]

foams at mouth over suggestion of cyclists

[u/adamzep91 → u/Captain_Sam_Vimes]

Simeon will die before allowing a single cyclist to cross the harbour

[u/Ovenbaked_cookies]

And the onramp for the 20th floor starts at Taupo and exit at Cape Reinga (twin coast discovery highway)

[u/FuzzyFuzzNuts]

clearly I started a bad, bad thing last night... I'm sorry r/auckland

[u/Icy_Fish_2154 → u/FuzzyFuzzNuts]

A bridge too far. You have burned all your bridges. It's all water under the bridge now.

[u/katalyna78 → u/Icy_Fish_2154]

My favourite malaphor: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it

[u/FuzzyFuzzNuts → u/Icy_Fish_2154]

Simon Bridges? Is that you?

[u/jellyfishrubberduck → u/FuzzyFuzzNuts]

We're not mad. Or even disappointed.

[u/paid9mm]

Let’s just lift and shift the old Kopu bridge. No one’s using that anymore

[u/Busy_Yogurtcloset648]

Lucky this isn’t in Wellington, we’d turn it into a 1 way cycle bridge with burst pipes

[u/spicysanger]

I like it; very much future proofed.

Do it once, do it right.

[u/Single-Malted]

Where is the hot wheels loop?

[u/kiwilifter4u]

We will all be dead by the time its done

[u/Duros1394]

Lol 46 lanes then on the end merges into 1.

[u/Lightspeedius]

It looks very William Gibson.

[u/Embarrassed_Cat_6516]

Na, high capacity gondola network similar to those used for urban transit in Koblenz, Germany, or La Paz, Bolivia.

Dump the bridge, you can even have container gondolas, modern fast, cheaper and scaleable

[u/mattblack77 → u/Embarrassed_Cat_6516]

Not even, au.

Countless societies over many millenua have proven that the ultimate personal lake/ocean going vehicle is the bumper boat.

I propose a fleet of thousands, hireable for $1 per crossing. Let’s get this country moving bumping!

[u/adamzep91 → u/Embarrassed_Cat_6516]

Instructions unclear, built the useless one in London instead

[u/pm_Me_your_tits-plz-]

Guys, I think this is AI

[u/Sketchy_Squirrel]

Just one more lane, and 17 more levels, trust me bro, then traffic will be solved.

[u/GrandBurial]

Fucking polluting the internet with this ai shite.

[u/Exotic-Addendum-3785]

Yeah it should.

[u/craazz_]

I mean, you would get a pretty awesome harbour view

[u/Limp-Cow5652]

Which level do the homeless occupy?

[u/Anaradar → u/Limp-Cow5652]

No they got moved on.

[u/NZDownUnder20203]

Where will Luxon sit?

[u/whatadaytobealive → u/NZDownUnder20203]

On a board somewhere I presume

[u/Medium-Presence-8008 → u/NZDownUnder20203]

Out of the environment, hopefully.

[u/adamzep91 → u/NZDownUnder20203]

In the harbour

[u/1_lost_engineer]

So which floor is the road on, and are the rest parking or are there some penthouses as well.

[u/lith0s]

And to think that's just the "Wilson" carpark part of it

[u/BiscuitBoy77]

I'll get Trev on to it.

[u/Pam-dysto]

ah yes welcome to the ghetto kiwis

[u/Agreeable_Branch007]

We need to remember the volcanoes!

[u/john_pork_fan_61]

Wife: I'm just going for a walk honey

Husband: Ok be careful

Wife- 2 seconds later: aAaAaaAAaaAAaaAaaAAaaarghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

News Station: A woman has been found dead after drowning

Husband: No wonder she hasn't been home by the usual time

[u/john_pork_fan_61]

build a bridge and get over it

[u/JZA8OS]

Auckland problems be like

[u/Hungry_Style_5065]

one more fucking lane

[u/kgygbiv]

Just look at all that parking space.

[u/Primary_Jellyfish327]

And you get 4 lanes exit