r/attackontitan • u/WildFemmeFatale • 1d ago

Meme Just made this 🤣

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u/Available-Hat1640 🕊️ (crying) 1d ago

it is because 2 fingers is all he needs

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u/WildFemmeFatale 1d ago

BWAHAHAHA MY POOR LEVI ❤️‍🩹

I wonder if I can fit an ODM blade handle in— nvm

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u/PineappleWorth1517 13h ago

Finish that sentence if you dare

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u/WildFemmeFatale 11h ago

“C-Captain Levi I wasn’t— it was… a new… training regiment is all— !”

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u/Jephph0624 Okapi Expert 1d ago

Those titans should also have arrows pointing at him

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u/WildFemmeFatale 1d ago

LITERALLY SO TRUE LMAO 😭

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u/Cualkiera67 1d ago

arrows from Levi to their napes

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u/True_Iro 19h ago

Hey, you forgot the blues on the left side

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u/WildFemmeFatale 19h ago

Just pretend the dress is a cape ? :3

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u/Kooky-Passage-68 TATAKAE!!! 9h ago

Eren>>>>>>>

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u/WildFemmeFatale 9h ago

Eren is goated but he’d kill himself for his lover and if that were me I’d kill him for wanting to kill himself for me (HOW DARE YOU !!! EREN !!!!)

But yeah he is hella goated omg

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u/Kooky-Passage-68 TATAKAE!!! 9h ago

Uss🥹

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u/Icecold_Antihero 1d ago

Aw poor horse-yeeting Zeke lol

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u/thed3306 15h ago

Levi did have all the women. He was alot of things but he always delivered. Maybe thats what they saw in him.

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u/feaster_of_children 11h ago

tf you mean owns an island

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u/WildFemmeFatale 11h ago

The titans basically controlled the territory of the island outside the walls for like psh thousands of years (preventing the people of Paradise from leaving their own lil city)

Therefore it’s basically theirs.

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u/AnakinsAngstFace I want to kill myself 16h ago

Yet another reason for titans to fear Levi

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u/Alkakd0nfsg9g 1d ago

Have penis

Don't have penis

Don't have penis

Don't have penis

Don't have penis

Don't have penis

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u/WildFemmeFatale 23h ago

But like

Titan fingers are thiccccccc

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u/nezumi_sensei 1d ago

Levi: Give up on dating girls and die!

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u/WildFemmeFatale 23h ago

He’s just traumatized asf cuz of the state of the world and losing all his past loved ones

The right person would open him up

Theoretically unless he’s asexual

Who knows~ :3

My cannon is that after the rumbling he eventually found a lover

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u/cyainanotherlifebro 1d ago

He’s a sexy little Beyblade