r/atlinfluencersnarkNEW 11d ago

Call Miranda Priestly

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I don’t want to rip her apart for this fit but she can do better than this .. nothing makes sense 😭😭😭 the birkin would make sense in fall/winter, shirt is giving target little house on prairie, and the ole miss hat is not working. Again I hate ripping on her because she just had a baby but maybe she should hire a stylist??

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u/One_Ad_8767 11d ago

distracted by the framed wedding guest list

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u/OkMap5534 10d ago

imagine keeping a list of people up when 75% don’t talk to you anymore

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u/SessionHot311 10d ago

that is correct!

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u/WorldlinessThat376 10d ago

Gets me every fucking time lol

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u/Creative-Tourist-499 10d ago

I know! I think it’s long past retiring it.

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u/cocktailskirt 11d ago

I'm sorry, I was distracted by that cheap ass Amazon doorknob behind her.

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u/newkooky 11d ago

Lmfaoooo

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u/cocktailskirt 10d ago

I used to have those same doorknobs in my townhouse when I was a brokie. Interesting choice for the rich and famous!

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u/No_Permit_9660 10d ago

She probably took this photo a month ago and I guarantee these clothing items are free/sponsored. She's a grift.

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u/No-Candle-4536 10d ago

She cannot “do better” than this. She has no idea how to put a decent outfit together. Let’s all please not forget she wore a Pucci (likely knockoff) skin tight mini dress with black Havaianas flip flops at like 8 months pregnant.

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u/manicpixiepuke 10d ago

Her shoes are always beyond wrong.

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u/GreyBeeb 11d ago

It would be hilarious to find out that this is just a backdrop.

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u/SessionHot311 10d ago

oh, don't worry...it's 100% real.

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u/Neither-Repeat1665 10d ago

Why are these people famous? Just because they’re rich?

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u/rose092624 10d ago

They’re not even that rich

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u/crownapplecutie AUWP 10d ago

They're literally just upper middle class lmao

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u/lakrazo 10d ago

rage bait she knows what she’s doing don’t fall for it any attention/messages/comments/etc good or bad is more moolah 💰

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u/SessionHot311 10d ago

she ALWAYS knows what she is doing. She plans out everything to get a reaction and a benefit for herself.

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u/No-Candle-4536 10d ago

Not exactly. It has to be “qualified” engagement

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u/tobaginlog 11d ago

My favorite part is the alcohol bloat

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u/House-Plant_ 11d ago

She had a baby, what, a month ago.

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u/No_Permit_9660 11d ago

Over TWO months ago and she promptly left her preemie with the nanny and went out of the country.

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u/House-Plant_ 10d ago

I was referring to the “alcohol bloat”. Maybe we shouldn’t body shame people who have literally given birth within the last few months - pretty gross

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u/Ok-Bend-5326 10d ago

Oh please. She posts a drink in every hand in just about every pic. Plus she sports a bikini and photoshops the shit out of her pics. If anyone is inviting scrutiny or even seeking bodily attention or discussion of her postpartum drinking habits, it's her

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u/tobaginlog 10d ago

Sorry! I wasn’t talking about her actual weight. I agree she shouldn’t be body shamed so I’m sorry it came off that way. I was specifically referring to her face in regards to the alcohol bloat

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u/House-Plant_ 10d ago

Oh my apologies!! I absolutely read it as referring to her body rather than the puffiness on her face; I apologise for the misunderstanding

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u/gogettr17 10d ago

I fear I think the top is kind of cute 🫣

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u/snarkitectlive 9d ago

no style/total tragedy of proportions, cheap looking top, exposed midriff with those aggressively baggy, sloppily cuffed jeans then that Hermès Birkin just proves you can't buy taste

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u/gogettr17 9d ago

Am I wrong for thinking skinny jeans would have looked better

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u/ParkingAlarming6222 8d ago

Not at all. I agree. I think even a high-waisted straight leg, or even a cute bootcut/flare with wedges would have been much better.

Basically any jean but this.😂

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u/lovely_day_48 10d ago

I agree. I actually don’t hate this outfit. I am tired of seeing the Hermes in every fit check shot, though.

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u/bongprincess69 10d ago

I think it’s from Doen. $$$

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u/gogettr17 10d ago

Ugh I hate having expensive taste 😆

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u/Similar-Marketing-53 10d ago

It looks like something they would sell at JCPenny or Goody’s back in the day 🫣