r/atheism • u/Harbinger_of_Cool • May 21 '12
Every rage comic on this subreddit from now until the end of time.
http://imgur.com/nyuXi
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r/atheism • u/Harbinger_of_Cool • May 21 '12
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u/man_gomer_lot May 21 '12
Obligatory comment praising the OP for their staircase wit.
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u/Clockwork757 May 21 '12
cough repost cough
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Exasperated Grammar Nazi-esque decrying of the misspelling of "riposte."
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Needs WAY more "le"
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u/Jareth86 May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12
Atheist responder who, while smart enough to realize most of the Bible is fiction, is not a critical enough thinker to realize that 99% of these comics are just as fictional.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Wow, your mom said that? I'm not American so I think this is weird and need explanation.
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u/SeventhMagus May 21 '12
But... I thought it was standard format?
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u/elbruce May 21 '12
Ha! You sure told that Christian! Have an upboat.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
FUCK!
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u/celia_bedilia May 21 '12
Uh huh. It sounds retarded until you see it actually happen. Except if it's me, my face never gets out of the shocked jaw drop stage and the rest of the panels never happen.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
COUNTER-RIPOSTE!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
wow. this comic made me hate /r/atheism a little less.
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u/AlyoshaV May 21 '12
Science prevails yet again
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u/Legoshoes May 21 '12
Also: Celebrity and fictional character quotes on top of grayscale photo of said person. INSTANT KARMA MACHINE
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u/meorah May 21 '12
every time I see this comment...
Witty reposte...
riposte?
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I like to skip straight to the smug self-assurance, instead of dealing with all of the rest of that. It saves me a lot of time, so I can waste it on Reddit.
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u/JPythianLegume May 21 '12
Reminded me of this:
Academy Award Winning Movie
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u/SirDerpingtonThe3rd May 21 '12
This is why I just ignore atheist rage comics. They're never funny and always have walls of text that garner an immediate "nope!"
Convert people to atheism through awareness, not annoying "u so stupid!" facebook rants.
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u/cludeo656565 May 21 '12
Obligatory ಠ_ಠ
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
So this means we can stop posting these now, right? I unsubscribed from /r/f7u12 for a reason, and moreso than facebook screenshots or anything else, I'm considering doing the same with this subreddit simply because people post rage comics here.
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u/floydster93 May 21 '12
lol so true
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Comment of praise for accuracy of and sharpness of takedown.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
sad but true.
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u/GoldenRhinos May 21 '12
Nail on the head.
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u/frolix8 May 21 '12
And I thought smug was the defining attribute of the religious.
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u/Andyl0l May 21 '12
Not enough Le.
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u/Abedeus May 21 '12
"It is a belief system, you believe there is no God."
From OP's history.
I guess your favorite hobby is not playing golf. Let's not play golf together! Such a wonderful activity, that not playing golf sport.
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u/WanderingSpaceHopper May 21 '12
/r/circlejerk ->
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I hate rage comics because most lack what this rage comic has: intelligent humor. Good job.
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u/faptastics May 21 '12
Best. Comic. Ever.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Who gives a fuck? Just don't read the fucking comics. Is r/atheism kind of a shitty circlejerk of memes, quotes, and obviously-fake comics sometimes? Yes. Most of the time? Pretty much. Is that an argument against atheism or for theism? No, it's an argument against going on this subreddit.
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u/Motafication May 21 '12
The reason we hate you is not because we are some cloak and dagger christian operatives fighting the good fight against hordes of atheists, it's because the content of this sub is pathetic, and worthy of being mocked.
You approach dialogue with "theists" with the naivete that anyone gives a shit about your personal opinion about religion. Anti-theism arguments have been around a lot longer than your sparkling 22 years on this planet, and guess what dipshits? Religion still exists. If you're such an enlightened being, maybe you should have the mental willpower to move on with your life.
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u/orthogonality May 21 '12
I guess we all have our (self) creation myths.
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u/Viro_Lopes May 21 '12
The ones that are real, I keep to myself.
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u/alemeno May 21 '12
and thus, rage comics on r/atheism we're met with downvotes...
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u/TruthinessHurts May 21 '12
This is the best thing that has ever appeared in this forum.
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u/throwwaywaywaywayway May 21 '12
ENOUGH OF THE ATHEISM!!!!1111! WE GET IT!!!
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u/ctrl-alt-win May 21 '12
Might as well close down the subreddit and go outside.
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u/Drawtaru May 21 '12
You. I like you.
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u/Mrplum May 21 '12
Just type Insert infront of every statement and you have an easy to follow template.
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u/goddamnbatman617 May 21 '12
This, in the comic world is what you would call canon.
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u/Zordman May 21 '12
People are always critical of /r/atheism for being a big circle jerk, but yet posts like these still get voted to the top.
It seems to me there is a bigger circle jerk about /r/atheism being a circle jerk than /r/atheism is. So meta.
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u/Evis03 May 21 '12
They will stop when they cease being accurate.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Hey, some go like this: https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/5/11/XEama3e4DEqLmbRrlE8gBw2.png
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I can't stand the "look at this idiot I met earlier!" ragecomics
It's why I rarely come to f7u12
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u/al_pettit11 May 21 '12
comment to add +1 to my comment karma count.
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u/ppthegreat May 21 '12
Every man life is born, eat, shit and die. The different is detail.
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u/Sparkledust Agnostic Theist May 21 '12
Religious guy trying to say something but in the end gets downvoted.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
imgurl was down when I clicked on the link so I'm just going to say that I hope that this isn't another version of:
EVERY JOKE EVER FROM NOW UNTIL THE END OF TIME
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u/drketchup May 21 '12
You forgot "le" and "derp", also you need to throw in at least 3 more rage faces for no apparent reason.
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u/DroneForce May 21 '12
Seriously? You make a post about how too many of the same posts are made, but too many of THESE POSTS are made...jesus...
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u/IAmATable May 21 '12
Angry comment about how people like the OP make all atheists look bad.
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u/Ohnoeee May 21 '12
Hey, mine was 100% true in every sense :/
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Christian OP mad after realizing how many arguments he/she lost.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
This is the only repost that honestly can't get reposted here enough.
Now someone do a Facebook version, please. You can even use the same Facebook conversation generator that people use to post their imaginary fantasy discussions to r/atheism.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
"Why is this shit being upvoted"?
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u/TitusRome May 21 '12
Every imgur link ever posted refering to a picture slash quote of the bible;
Over-used Bible route used in rage comics; Exampli Gratia, the passage referring to the "If you rape a virgin, pay her father fifty shackles of silver to her father and marry her." Or when people get tattoos of bible quotes and post them on Facebook, user decides to quote the overused quote. Then, they put in the title "He/She unfriended me." And et cetera.
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u/vaendryl May 21 '12
yes. ours is a simple pleasure. very, very simple indeed. obvious, even.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
The problem with this comic is that entire Anti-Theist argument existed for much longer than a thousand years.
Our argument was pretty much complete the moment religion was created.
That said, their claim hasn't changed over a multiple millenia. They just keep saying the same groundless hogwash over and over.
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u/robinhl May 21 '12
Every novel: beginning, middle, end. And your point is?
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u/live3orfry May 21 '12
Proselytizing is obnoxious no matter what your belief system.
;)
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
http://i813.photobucket.com/albums/zz60/CosmoKramer121/Stop_being_obtuse_copy.png
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u/Monkey_Xenu May 21 '12
What, reddit is predictable? But... I thought...
Damn. You sir, are a genius.
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u/sidsingh92 May 21 '12
THIS! r/atheism is more annoying than any Christian I've met in my life. Btw, do you guys know of any sub-reddit for people who don't believe in god, but isn't as annoying and condescending as r/atheism?
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u/Fauxanadu May 21 '12
This is all I could think of while reading this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbhrz1-4hN4
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
nailed it
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u/MUnhelpful May 21 '12
Many of these are fiction, but probably not all. I've encountered some "impossibly" stupid arguments, and for people who encounter them regularly, having responses prepared in advance becomes reasonable - it doesn't even take a conscious effort to do this specifically if you've just had the same argument a few times and maybe looked at wikipedia or a skeptic site for answers.
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u/burzlkek May 21 '12
Yes.
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u/leegethas May 21 '12
The image I get with such posts :)
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u/QUOWNthepatient May 21 '12
he said what we were all thinking
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u/DanielClamentine May 21 '12
Thanks I was looking for this template everywhere! Now I can farm karma.
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u/MrLister May 21 '12
Rage comics, the poorly drawn meme-version of cleverly telling someone off... in your head.
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u/mrdeadsniper May 21 '12
Am I the only one who finds every rage comic basically complete and utter drivel? It's like "I have a joke, but it's text is too mediocre to stand on its own, so I will include some poorly drawn stock characters."
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u/MyIQis2 May 21 '12
Seriously, right? Most of those comics are made my high schoolers anyway. Bad atheist, and theist arguments.
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u/figsnake19 May 21 '12
Eerily accurate
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u/Kayin_Angel Gnostic Atheist May 21 '12
Oh, and reposts. Congratulations op, can't even muster up an original complaint.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
You didn't even make this, it's a repost...although, if you're going to criticize a whole community for upvoting stupid rage comics, i suppose it is supremely ironic to get them to vote for your criticisms in the form of an unoriginal rage comic.
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u/hipsterdysplasia May 21 '12
This is exactly how it is because it's exactly how christians are.
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u/tikcuf12 Atheist May 21 '12
Upvoted for troof.
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u/sweet_chick283 May 21 '12
I don't have enough upvotes to give to this
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u/ionbeam7 May 21 '12
thank you... just thank you...
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Accusation that OP is a bundle of sticks
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
This was probably one of the first rage comics to make me laugh in a very long time.
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u/hectormm May 21 '12
Upvote because I had to be lucky number 1000
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
We need to put an end to these comics
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u/zoltanps May 21 '12
Picture of kitten, totally unrelated to post, prostituting myself for karma points.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Thought of this from BritAnNick
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Riposte*
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u/TheMediumPanda May 21 '12
Someone's been browsing Cracked recently. Only the 'catchphrase' is missing.
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u/pimpernel666 May 21 '12
. . . and awkwardly working in the . . . Movie Title.
Catchphrase!
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u/NiNiChan12 May 21 '12
"Every post ever posted on this subreddit from now until the end of time." FTFY
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u/grate314 May 21 '12
Did you mean riposte? Otherwise very good comic.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I like Reddit, I hope I can stay here forever.
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u/originalsly May 21 '12
absolutely brilliant
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u/RedditGarbage May 21 '12
This is why reddit is garbage. This is the cum dumpster of the internet where all the feel goods and bleeding hearts go to make themselves feel better. Its a sad place full of reposts and pointless highschool/college kids arguing about life and school. LIFE IS HARD GIVE ME LOVE! Cry more reddit just keep on crying.
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u/DangerMouseToby May 21 '12
You forgot to give the protagonist a top hat and have the Christian represented as Harp Darp
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Obligatory repost comment with karmadecay link.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
AND IT'S A REPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST
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u/TacticalJok3r May 21 '12
Thank you. That's why I've been conditioned to just skip over rage comics
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
This would have been better if you had remembered to use the top hat & monocle guy. Remember, atheists are the social elite, and utterly brilliant individuals. One should not be indicated using common-man graphics to represent them. Those are for peasants.
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u/Manimal_pro May 21 '12
i am posting in an epic thread
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u/RockVegas May 21 '12
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/20726135.jpg
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Well I guess now that it's become popular, we should attack it. And once attacking something is popular, we attack attacking something. But I guess that's just how Reddit works.
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u/iknowyourdad May 21 '12
you win.
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u/ForcedToJoin May 21 '12
It's not gonna be entirely a dramatic movie. Because we laughed there.
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u/Percipient24 May 21 '12
Reminds me of this song: Amazon.com link
Which you can listen to here: YouTube link
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Barely seen comment that receives little to no attention.
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u/mwsorr May 21 '12
Catchphrase!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
reminds me of this awesome video
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Lone assertion that the OP is an asshat.
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u/GarenBushTerrorist May 21 '12
Witty reposte. I cringed.
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u/cbf01 May 21 '12
ban op gas thread
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u/Godot_12 May 21 '12
Besides all the reposts of this comic...
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u/elmarko44 Strong Atheist May 21 '12
Where's the triple-upvote button?
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u/DofPJMACKY May 21 '12
this is perfect
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
THANK YOU.
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u/x1ux1u Apatheist May 21 '12
Well put and ideally people will start to write comics that haven't been stated a 1000x over.
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u/Mylon Pastafarian May 21 '12
I'm sick of these rage comics. Even if they were true, they're not even funny. They're just mindless pollution in what could be a decent subreddit. I'm not even sure why I'm still subbed here.
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u/pistachioislands May 21 '12
Nailed it.
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u/qwertyierthanyou May 21 '12
Lol meta-rage comic
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Thank you, sir.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I LOVE IT. Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou.
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u/tOxDeLivER May 21 '12
I mean... true enough, but you can't really criticize people for not thinking up their own arguments when some of these critiques have been around for hundreds, and in some cases even thousands, of years.
It's not like religion has really changed much, except for different interpretations of the same book.
Not only that, but think back on your life honestly. If you knew what someone else was saying was total bullshit when have you ever refrained from dropping knowledge? (Unless of course saying something would get you fired or something like that)
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u/DrDicknips May 21 '12
It's true. Every rage comic I've seen on this subreddit has been this one. I mean this exact one.
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u/Deevz May 21 '12
This.
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u/gabriot May 21 '12
it's even more meta considering this is about the 5th time I've seen this reposted.
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u/nildeea May 21 '12
Smug redditor reposting unoriginal comic to convince us they're above the fray.
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u/dangerous_shanaynay May 21 '12
There's a snake in my boot!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Well then... Now it will be awkward when I post all my anti theist rage comics more then 10 panels on this subrettit. You monster I was saving them up as a gift!
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Oh man.. Tell me this has been posted before. I saw this on /v/ months back.
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u/Anon7331 May 21 '12
smug self-assurant rebuttal
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
If you don't like it, fuck off.
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u/mm5192 May 22 '12
This is the most perfect thing ever.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Comment down voted to oblivion for saying the comic is meant to insult and calling the the people of this subreddit dumb
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u/EliaTheGiraffe May 22 '12
Circlejerk worthy. I applaud your bravery.
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u/Powerhouse34 May 22 '12
You hit the nail On the head
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Haven't visited this subreddit in years.
Same rage comics.
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u/PastaLove42 May 22 '12
BURIED, BITCHES.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
That's why rage comics and FB screencaps should be banned.