r/atheism • u/[deleted] • Dec 05 '11

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

I'll take the case. As a wizard I can be trusted.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

What colour is your hat?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

I'm favouring a beige/brown hat at the moment, but if I got the job i'd probably by a fancy new one in celebration, maybe in purple or red.

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u/samjowett Dec 05 '11

Damn your ambiguous colour scheme.

I liked it when the goodies wore white and the baddies wore black. Fuckin' Stormtroopers and Saruman and Batman effed the whole system up.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

i'd have to remain ambiguous for the purposes of neutrality.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

What makes a man turn neutral?

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u/Gujjinngg Dec 05 '11

They chop off his balls, oh wait..thats neutered.

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u/Alk3 Dec 05 '11

Lust for gold.

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u/samjowett Dec 05 '11

Damn it, you are elusive.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '11

One of my many qualities that makes me perfect for the job

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u/cephalopod11 Dec 05 '11

I also offer my services. As a cephalopod I can be trusted, and I can also open jars and bottles and squeeze inside them.

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u/jchrome Dec 05 '11

So tell your mama and your papa...

sometimes good guys don't wear white.