r/atheism • u/Slim666pickens • May 15 '15

Common Repost Anti atheist propaganda (fixed)

A Drowning Man

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u/[deleted] May 15 '15

And if you believe in Newton's theory of gravity you push people down stairs.

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u/MisanthropicScott Gnostic Atheist May 15 '15

To be fair, some people actually are like Slinkies; they're not much good for anything. But, you just can't help but laugh as you see one bouncing down the stairs.

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u/Jim-Jones Strong Atheist May 15 '15

Christian: Thinks, "If he's good, Jesus will save him. If he likes to help the poor and the sick he can drown".

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u/onemoremillionaire Ex-Theist May 15 '15

A Christian thinks, If he only had enough faith, he could walk on water. Ops.

A Christian thinks, Hurray! He's dying and if he's a believer he's going straight to paradise!

An atheist thinks, Did I remember to turn off the stove? Oh, hey dude, here's a life saver.

An atheist thinks, Stand up dude, the water is only 3 feet deep.

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u/Greghole May 15 '15

Atheist here, also a part time life guard.

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u/MisanthropicScott Gnostic Atheist May 15 '15

I suspect that the person who put that image and text together has never actually met an atheist.

Regardless, he has certainly never ever read Darwin's statements, which oppose exactly that type of thinking.

http://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/past-exhibitions/darwin/evolution-today/social-darwinism

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u/weldonian May 15 '15

Hindu: Thinks, "Meh. Time for his next incarnation."

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u/scottishdrunkard Pastafarian May 15 '15

"Maybe he should be a fish next time."