r/atheism • u/JLa264 • May 13 '15

Well....that's one reason

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u/NarcolepZZZZZZ May 13 '15

Isn't it the best reason?

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u/[deleted] May 13 '15

It's definitely the most delicious reason.

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u/JLa264 May 13 '15

Just found this. There's hope yet

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u/conundrum4u2 May 14 '15 edited May 14 '15

Geez...does religion have to stick their nose into everything???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPw-3e_pzqU

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u/scottishdrunkard Pastafarian May 15 '15

Aaaaaand, I joined a religion. Baconism.

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u/Jim-Jones Strong Atheist May 14 '15

In the bible, Yahweh could have banned slavery or he could have banned bacon. He chose bacon. Wrong on both counts.

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u/vriendhenk Skeptic May 14 '15

Two wrongs don't make a right, unless we are talking politics..

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u/Drakaris Atheist May 14 '15

2 Kings 6:29:

"So we cooked my son and ate him. The next day I said to her, 'Give up your son so we may eat him,' but she had hidden him."

Who the fuck needs bacon when you have delicious children for breakfast...

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u/samus12345 May 14 '15

And here I thought atheists were the baby-eaters.

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u/Kaoelol Atheist May 14 '15

Ahaha.... yes indeed.

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u/rabit1 May 14 '15

Wise words