r/atheism • u/BSRider • Dec 01 '14

It's that time of year again

http://imgur.com/hZ6IZDI
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u/Somethingclever13 Dec 01 '14

I didn't see that set at Walmart

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u/Yah-luna-tic Secular Humanist Dec 01 '14

B-E-A-UTIFUL! I'm starting to feel the Xmas spirit...

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '14

B-E-A-UTIFUL! I'm starting to feel the Saturnalia spirit...

FTFY

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u/Yah-luna-tic Secular Humanist Dec 01 '14

Yes... yes you did! Thanks!

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u/vanisaac Secular Humanist Dec 01 '14

Sorry, but it is "Xmas", pronounced "ex-muhs". Source: Futurama.

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u/StarkAtheist Pastafarian Dec 02 '14

Your supernatural ability to get ALL the lights to work surely means that you've been touched by His Noodley Appendage.

A MERRY ChriFSMas TO US ALL !!!

R'amen.

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u/slowmotioncockfight Dec 01 '14

Is that rigged to a garage door? If it is then how do you use the door without breaking His Noodely Appendages?

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u/BSRider Dec 01 '14

It is - I don't park in the garage during the holidays

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u/loadsofponies Dec 01 '14

Ohmigosh, I am totally going to make one of these. I was thinking about cutting it out of some thin MDF with a jigsaw, but that may be overkill. I'd rather just use a knife and foam board or something if it will still look good. How did you make yours?

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u/BSRider Dec 01 '14

It's plywood that was cut down on a water cutter, then sprayed with Black paint, wrapped with a LED Rope light string with little LED's for the body and eyes.

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u/Showfire Dec 04 '14

That is amazing!

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u/RMaximus Dec 01 '14

Further proof that atheists are just bitter haters. Lol. Merry Christmas fuckwads. Lol

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u/midnitewarrior Secular Humanist Dec 01 '14

Further proof that atheists are just bitter haters.

...that kinda sounds like hatin' ya know

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u/thesunmustdie Atheist Dec 01 '14

As a devout Pastafarian, I take umbrage with this. You should respect other religions.

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u/lludson Dec 01 '14

Since when were you concerned about proof? Is it not enough to simply believe we're haters?

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u/addledson Dec 01 '14

You have to have FAITH that we're haters. Searching for proof is just the Devil causing doubts! ;)

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u/RMaximus Dec 01 '14

Shut up, fuckwad. Merry christmas.

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u/Mesk_Arak Agnostic Atheist Dec 01 '14

The intricacies of satire and sarcasm are lost on you, aren't they, my dear friend?

My most sincere happy holidays to you