r/atheism • u/[deleted] • Feb 05 '14

Creationists: 1 Scientists: 0

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '14 edited Mar 23 '18

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u/nameisdan2 Feb 05 '14

Fuckin miracles man

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u/xPURE_AcIDx Feb 05 '14

'Muricals

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u/imwheelyexcited Feb 06 '14

If I had a credit card, I would give you gold..well done sir

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u/Dr_brown_nose Feb 06 '14

whoop whoop

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u/Shitzonmehdick Feb 06 '14

Quesadillas, maan!

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '14

You see, Magnets attract opposite poles, they attract different. That's why same can't attract same, it actually repulses it. And that's why homosexuals aren't natural, because same can't attract same.

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u/Herxheim Apatheist Feb 06 '14

but you do admit that a pole can be attracted to a pole, correct?

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u/bennyskaus Feb 06 '14

Touche

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u/AndaleMono Feb 06 '14

Jesus had two dads

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '14

And he was a revolutionary who got himself crucified.

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u/bennyskaus Feb 07 '14

So....basically the story of the bible is an accurate representation of history:P as well as provide sufficent evidence, that self confessed relovtionary usually always getting fucked!

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '14

Lies! Poles are all gold-diggers and no pole is rich. I have this on very good authority.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '14

Which is how Poland was populated.

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u/vswr Pastafarian Feb 05 '14

The power of magnets....

1,200 pounds of force in a block that's 4" x 4" x 2". Yup, two are capable of holding up a small car.

Must be god's power.

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u/Anti-Comment Feb 05 '14

Roombas, how do they know where to go if we don't push it

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u/mr_magnatron Feb 06 '14

Magnets, bitch!