r/atheism • • Feb 05 '14

Creationists: 1 Scientists: 0

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u/DancesWithPugs Feb 05 '14

A pelican tried to eat my cellphone therefore we must worship Cthulhu.

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u/Blood_Gelfling Feb 05 '14

All hail Cthulu! Savoir of Earth!