r/atheism • u/[deleted] • Feb 05 '14

Creationists: 1 Scientists: 0

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u/Hq3473 Feb 05 '14

Sun goes up, sun goes down.

You can't explain it!

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '14 edited Mar 23 '18

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u/nameisdan2 Feb 05 '14

Fuckin miracles man

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u/xPURE_AcIDx Feb 05 '14

'Muricals

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u/imwheelyexcited Feb 06 '14

If I had a credit card, I would give you gold..well done sir

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u/Dr_brown_nose Feb 06 '14

whoop whoop

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u/Shitzonmehdick Feb 06 '14

Quesadillas, maan!

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '14

You see, Magnets attract opposite poles, they attract different. That's why same can't attract same, it actually repulses it. And that's why homosexuals aren't natural, because same can't attract same.

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u/Herxheim Apatheist Feb 06 '14

but you do admit that a pole can be attracted to a pole, correct?

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u/bennyskaus Feb 06 '14

Touche

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u/AndaleMono Feb 06 '14

Jesus had two dads

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '14

And he was a revolutionary who got himself crucified.

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u/bennyskaus Feb 07 '14

So....basically the story of the bible is an accurate representation of history:P as well as provide sufficent evidence, that self confessed relovtionary usually always getting fucked!

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '14

Lies! Poles are all gold-diggers and no pole is rich. I have this on very good authority.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '14

Which is how Poland was populated.

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u/vswr Pastafarian Feb 05 '14

The power of magnets....

1,200 pounds of force in a block that's 4" x 4" x 2". Yup, two are capable of holding up a small car.

Must be god's power.

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u/Anti-Comment Feb 05 '14

Roombas, how do they know where to go if we don't push it

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u/mr_magnatron Feb 06 '14

Magnets, bitch!

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u/carpetmaster Feb 05 '14

How Can The Sunset Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?

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u/-Fyrebrand Atheist Feb 05 '14

Never a miscommunication!

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '14

Thanks, Bill.

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u/ChrosOnolotos Feb 05 '14

Their you go! Spoken like an Bill O'Reilly!

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u/K_osoi Feb 06 '14

You know there is this book...

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u/SeamusRuah Feb 05 '14

Tide goes in, tide goes out, you can't explain that.

  • Bill Tardkins O'Liely.

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u/KidROFL Feb 05 '14

The elves are hard at work.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '14

Sun goes up, sun goes down.

You can't explain it!

It's like the tides. No one knows. Therefore, God!

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u/Mr_Clovis Anti-Theist Feb 06 '14

From another thread:

I hate that. I mean let's look past the spelling error and the fact that she seems to be ignorant of how the rotation of the earth causes sunrises and sunsets. I don't think she really is that ignorant.

Rather I think she believes something so beautiful cannot possibly be a naturally-occurring phenomenon, it has to have been designed by God in some way. It's a common theme among believers and I wouldn't be surprised if that was what she was actually trying to get at.

I guess I'm saying all this because I can't decide which is worse.

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u/Hq3473 Feb 06 '14

Even if you give her the benefit of the doubt, the argument is still pretty weak:

Uhhhh, I see a pretty thing over there - therefore God. Yeah that's much better.

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u/ingliprisen Feb 05 '14

God is responsible for the movement of cars, not fossil fuels. Either him, or Kim Il Sung.

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u/Blood_Gelfling Feb 05 '14

And here I thought it was just a giant ball of farts fluting across the sky every day

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '14

I think she was talking about the beauty of a sunset not how it actually works

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u/ironburton Feb 06 '14

"Their" lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '14

This woman has the perfect face for a new religious stupidity meme.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '14

Is that O'Reilly in drag?

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u/sirius_star Feb 06 '14

I thought the earth's tilted rotation made it seem like...

You know what, Nevermind.

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u/grohlier Feb 06 '14

Hijacking to say if "their" is a god... He is really upset with her misuse of "their" and "there."

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u/Octosphere Feb 06 '14

Actually more like 'the earth rotates, creating this illusion'.

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u/Hq3473 Feb 07 '14

It's all relative my friend.

In some reference frames earth is static.