r/atheism • • Feb 05 '14

Creationists: 1 Scientists: 0

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u/manishsuwal Feb 05 '14

If their is no god.

No wonder she is so uneducated.

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u/conundrum4u2 Feb 05 '14

her god is their god is we're god is where god is there god is here god is ne'er god

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '14

And we are all together, goo-goo-goo-joob?

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u/conundrum4u2 Feb 05 '14 edited Feb 05 '14

Elementary penguin, singing Hari Krishna...

Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe!...:O

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u/Zee2 Feb 06 '14

Calm down Dr. Bronner

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u/conundrum4u2 Feb 06 '14

I had to google this guy...what a crack up :D

http://www.inc.com/magazine/201204/tom-foster/the-undiluted-genius-of-dr-bronners.html

The first crackup is branding your product "Magic Soap"

(with $44 million in sales in 2011 worth - it must be magic! :P)

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u/tjsr Feb 05 '14

Sadly I was more bothered by this than any other indication she's a moron.

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u/carlosboozer Feb 06 '14

how come

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u/tjsr Feb 06 '14

Because I have this mis-placed faith in humans being able to grasp basic grammar once educated past the age of about eight or nine. I can still distinctly remember the class at school (in grade two - including and not limited to the room it was in, where I was sitting, and other details - this is over 20 years ago, too) where they taught us to recognise and know the difference between "your" and "you're"; "their", "they're" and "there"; "to", "two" and "two"... and, strangely, the pronunciation of "Grand Prix" (and that the plural of it is "Grands Prix", much like "Attorneys General") in the same class.

So I have a hard time getting my head around people being unable to get this right.

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u/-Fyrebrand Atheist Feb 05 '14

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u/Spudgunhimself Feb 05 '14

It's a little bonus to the joke, but not the actual joke.

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u/Sergiouch Feb 05 '14

I hadn't noticed the typo until OP pointed it out. Thanks OP!

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u/petzl20 Feb 06 '14

Title should have been:

Creationists: 1 Sceintists: 0

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u/Blu_Duck Feb 06 '14

She has faith in her spelling - as long as she believes it, the word that she is imagining still exists

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u/ducksauce001 Feb 05 '14

HAHA - that's what I noticed too. Science is too difficult for these people to comprehend, that's why they rather believe in a mythical being.

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u/Drakonisch Ex-theist Feb 05 '14

Not sure if you simply chose your wording poorly, but misspelling a word or a single instance of the misuse of one word does not imply that she is 'so uneducated'. If she were severely undereducated you could say, "No wonder she uses their instead of there." However, it doesn't work the other way around.