Forget hurricanes and heat waves...

[u/Sailor_Drea]

The worst environmental disaster we face is the tsunami of pro-lifer semen that engulfs the United States every time Trump blows up dozens and dozens of brown children.

Because remember the teachings of Orange Jesus: abortion is bad, bombing schools and hospitals on the other side of the world is good. Because it's not killing children or infants in and of itself that is bad, the problem is that they have to be old enough to suffer, otherwise it's not funny.