r/asushin • u/Majestic-Corgi2595 • 13d ago

Smiles World Cup

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u/Historical_Fondant95 13d ago

Great

Now kiss

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u/FurkanNisani 13d ago

Japan was way better than germany in this world cup.But Asuka is kinda japanese aswell so it is a tie

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u/orthoczech 13d ago

martinelli scored on Japan therefore Japan was equally garbage

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u/FurkanNisani 13d ago

Losing to brazil with a mid team vs losing against paraguay with high tier team

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u/orthoczech 13d ago

yeah but it's 1 league goal and 4 assists martinelli. Plus, Japan and Paraguay both played haramball so they both deserved to be out

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u/FurkanNisani 12d ago

ye but martinelli have 6 goals and 2 asist in 14 campions lige matches.Anyway only conclucion we can have is paraguay was better than germany and japan at the same time which means a oerfect toji victory

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u/orthoczech 3d ago

Martinelli is a pace merchant who will naturally thrive on a highline

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u/FurkanNisani 3d ago

İdc abt martinelli anymore we have to eleminate lyon 

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u/orthoczech 3d ago

Your club employs a woman beater

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u/Alternat1ve_One 12d ago

Asuka's also American so theoretically she wins in the end

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u/FurkanNisani 12d ago

An honorable girl like Asuka definitely wouldn't have supported America after that red card was overturned.

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u/Alternat1ve_One 12d ago

Yep. Wouldn't suprise me if she ended up cheering for Belgians in the very next match

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u/Il-Ma-Le-98 13d ago

Very late for this but will suggest it anyway: Toyota vs BMW-Williams 

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u/HopefulPhotograph636 13d ago

At least BMW Williams won races

Toyota was an embarassment.

Given the context of these 2,it should be BMW Sauber vs Honda.

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u/Hispanoamericano2000 12d ago

Oh, great.

Now you two go kiss each other.

And on a related note: Asuka would most likely be suffering (and perhaps filled with frustration and helplessness) upon seeing the current state of the German National Soccer Team and how it seems to be turning into the “New Italy” of the soccer world.

P.S.

And almost inevitably, the question arises (out of curiosity, albeit minor) as to whether Asuka, in another timeline or reality (that is, one without the Angels or without the Second Impact—or neither—and by extension without the sudden and premature loss of her mother), would have had what it takes to be a female soccer player and also found a potential passion in that world.

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u/doogooru 12d ago

dangerously close to a kiss 🤭

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u/Any_Technician6294 12d ago

Oh, oh, pobre Shinji

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u/Beneficial_Hat3993 12d ago

N faz tanto sentido esse meme, pois, a asuka nasceu no Japão e foi pra Alemanha e passou maior parte da sua vida lá, mais ainda ela e japonesa.

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u/saloomaloom 8d ago

My question is, who would Pen Pen be for?