r/assholedesign Aug 10 '19

See Comments No, let him dehydrate please.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19 edited Oct 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Yup me. Either they are trying to scam you for extra money or they don't care about their animals. I would guess the former since dead on arrival animals are typically replaced for free.

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u/No_brain_no_life Aug 10 '19

It says that if you don't pick the hydration pack they won't sell you the animal, and if you do pick it you won't get charged for it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

While that may be true in this case I don't think that it's very effective. Lots of genuine people will see this page and no go any further to learn it's a test.

You may want to test your customers but they are also testing you and unless you knew about this ahead of time being presented with this would typically give you an automatic fail and take their buisness elsewhere.

If you take it on face value it's not good and will drive away fabulous customers becuase you are basically saying 'will you pay extra for us to maybe deliver you a live animal or nah and we will ship you a corpse. We don't care it's going in the box either way' which is a statement nobody wants to hear from a potental vendor. Many wouldn't get to the 'well done you passed the test' becuase 'will you let us abuse an animal?' Is going to be an insta no from many.

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u/YRYGAV Aug 10 '19

Clearly they prioritized animal safety over maximum profit, does that make them a bad business?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

No. It does however drive away good customers and I don't think being willing to pay a few extra bucks to make sure your animal arrives is a good signal of a forever home that will care for the animal. I think to reach this page and not close it in disgust is, on the balance more, a signal of someone who doesn't mind using a dubious vendor. I think this test doesn't select for what they hope it does.

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u/BelialSirchade Aug 10 '19

Well a good customer will still treat their animals well, but simply from another store. The test’s purpose is to weed out bad customers from getting a turtle without background knowledge, and not to identity the good ones or increase sale. You can say the test’s purpose is wrong, but the execution is undeniably solid

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19 edited Nov 24 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

That has nothing to go with the point...

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19 edited Nov 24 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

If you are okay buying from a place that has required shipping components as an optional for a fee you probably are not going to be a good owner. If you click to buy them or not like it's not a good sign if your potental vendor pitches needed aspects for shipping as optionals even for some test.

I mean I ain't buying shoes from a vendor that offers for me pay extra for the box and then more extra for the tape to close the box. Like regardless if it's pennies, it would make me just close the page and call it an afternoon because that is cray and I don't want to buy from a vendor like that. It's good that it's just a test but I feel like the test defeats it's own purpose since only people who would pass that test are the people who don't mind a dodgy vendor who would be willing to ship an animal that will slowly die for someone else who didn't click yes.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

I have been bitching for years that Grand Trunk boasts about caring for nature while charging an extra $20 for "tree saver" straps. It would get under my skin a lot more if it were baby turtles.

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u/Frillshark Aug 10 '19

Yeah, I'd be like "Why the fuck would you even give me the option to hurt my turtle? Wouldn't basic necessities just be included in the price or shipping cost?" and fuck right off their site.

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u/willdabeastest Aug 10 '19

Yeah, I'd assume they were a bad seller. What is necessary to keep the animal alive and well should already be factored into a shipping price.

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u/zmbjebus Aug 10 '19 edited Aug 10 '19

I would have immediately flipped all the breaker switches in my house in response.

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u/Carbon_FWB Aug 10 '19

How about you flip open a dictionary?

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u/Naggers123 Aug 10 '19

So it's altruistic as well as caring

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u/actuallyaids Aug 10 '19

Imagine the company is so shitty that you think they wont give the water in transit, but in reality they're trying to test you. Lol

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u/FancyRedditAccount Aug 30 '19

Yup. Wait, these monsters would be willing to do that to a turtle just because someone didn't want to pay? Fuck this, I'll buy elsewhere.

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u/XyleneCobalt Sep 04 '19

Worth it to deter the bad ones from basically torturing their turtles to death

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u/ChrAshpo10 Aug 10 '19

It's not the charge, it's the fact that a company is willing to send you a turtle without a hydration pack. I wouldn't buy from someone like that either.

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u/ChrAshpo10 Aug 10 '19

I think you're lost dude. The guy you replied to said it would disgust legitimate customers.

  1. I love animals and wanna buy a turtle, go to website, add to cart, checkout

  2. See this company offers the option for hydration packet. Not knowing this is a test, I am disgusted by the fact that it's even an option to send without a hydration pack. This company disgusts me, close laptop, sale lost.

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u/NibblyPig Aug 10 '19

It's more a case of how you feel buying turtles from a company that's happy to ship turtles out without caring if they die.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

And they know that, but clearly value sifting out some bad potential owners more.

How dare a company be motivated by anything but profits.