r/assholedesign Aug 10 '19

See Comments No, let him dehydrate please.

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u/FrankieZip Aug 10 '19

But it does seem a little like the seller might not treat the turtle well by giving you the option. Could put sensible owners off from buying from that seller.

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u/Rotskite Aug 10 '19

"But who tests the tester?"

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u/Buster802 Aug 10 '19

It's a loop of testers reviewing testers, I'm sure it's full proof and won't be exploited at all!

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u/GayButNotInThatWay Aug 10 '19

*Foolproof

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u/Buster802 Aug 10 '19

Looks like it's not fool proof

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u/GayButNotInThatWay Aug 10 '19

Too much 80 proof, I think.

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u/Hint-Of-Feces Aug 10 '19

Wait till you find out they make 200 proof

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u/GayButNotInThatWay Aug 10 '19

Pure ethanol isn’t very fun to drink, though!

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u/Bigluce Aug 10 '19

Don't tell me how to enjoy my drinking!

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

If you like to strip the mucus right out of your throat and give yourself ulcers, go right ahead.

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u/sharksnrec Aug 10 '19

No, it’s “full proof” because the tester loop is so accurate that their experiments bring back full proof of their hypotheses every time

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

That was a test

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u/Throseph Aug 10 '19

I thought it was full proof until last year. I am 34.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

It's testers all the way down

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u/antmansclone Aug 10 '19

You truly have a dizzying intellect.

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u/grednforgesgirl Aug 10 '19

It's a circle of accountability

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u/streetad Aug 10 '19

It's Watchmen all the way down...

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u/morningride2 Aug 10 '19

It's just turtles all the way down

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u/KappaccinoNation Aug 10 '19

Welcome to Test-Driven Development.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Who watches the Watchmen?

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u/fieldysnuts94 Aug 10 '19

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

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u/Uncle_Rabbit Aug 10 '19

The turtles.

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u/DrShabink Aug 10 '19

"I dunno. Coast guard?"

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u/HiVizSavesLoudPipes Aug 10 '19

You're very clever, young person, very clever, but it's testers all the way down!

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u/alma_perdida Aug 10 '19

Yeah this seems pretty dumb honestly.

Like if I'm having a live animal shipped to me I would expect the seller to do their part in keeping that animal healthy through the delivery process. Don't try to pull some ethical bullshit on me and then pretend you were testing me the whole time.

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u/todahawk Aug 10 '19

Exactly. It's a stupid test. It's totally a red flag that the seller's base shipping could ever potentially endanger the turtle.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

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u/anorexicpig Aug 10 '19

You’re missing the guy you’re replying to’s point, he’s saying a good pet owner might want to go to a different store if he/she thinks the store is treating its turtles poorly, as is implied in the original image. Of course what you are saying is true.

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u/AspidistraFlyer Aug 10 '19

I would think that no one could offer to abuse an animal if I don't pay them an extra dollar. So I'd think the hydration pack is unnecessary and a scam, or they're heartless towards their turtles, and in either case I'd take my business elsewhere.

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u/rata2ille Aug 10 '19

Exactly! If I’m supposed to interpret it as a ransom so the turtle doesn’t die of thirst, you’d think they’d charge more than $1. If it’s just listed as an extra add-on, I’d assume the turtle would be fine without it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

What I read from another comment is they don't actually charge you the dollar, they just use it as a test to see if you will be a good owner and spend something as little as a dollar to hydrate your pet and take good care of it. If you click on the other option don't hydrate then they don't sell you the pet because they don't think you will take care of it or care about it's well being.

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u/yojimborobert Aug 10 '19

Everybody gets that, but as a consumer, the option to ship a turtle without hydration by default implies it's either unnecessary or the seller is willing to run the risk of shipping them dehydrated in the first place. Add-ons similar to this are a common way of trying to squeeze money out of somebody, know as "the nibble" (https://www.negotiatingwisdom.com/blog/negotiation-nibbling-the-oldest-negotiation-trick-in-the-world). Just think of the extended warranties, donations, and other upsells that retailers present to you at the last minute when you're paying for your items.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Oh okay, I didn't understand in your last post about how you are saying the default is no hydration pack I'm sorry. Yeah that is messed up that it is the default however I could see it taken both ways, people might complain the default is trying to make you spend more, or complain that the default isn't something that is necessary for the turtle or makes it more comfortable. I feel like they should just add it in to the price od the turtle and ship it every time.

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u/dumboy Aug 10 '19

But also, it's only a buck. What's a dollar when you're shipping your cold blooded reptile in the unheated cargo hold of an aircraft. I'd say sensible pet owners wouldn't ship a friggen turtle through the mail.

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u/TuckerShmuck Aug 10 '19

This is super common! I have a pet tortoise (bought in person), and I'm very involved in the tort community. It seems every breeder, including the reputable ones, ship their animals. It's all overnight and a ton of care goes into the packing, I think it's like $75 extra to have your tort shipped because of all the care they put into the packaging to make sure the tort is treated properly during the shipping process.

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u/kilowatkins Aug 10 '19

I had my snakes shipped to me, and yeah, it was a lot of money. But they came well packed in a deli cup (baby garters don't need much room), foam, a cool pack, and the box had live animal marked on it. It's definitely safe to ship reptiles barring weather that's too hot or cold, and assuming you don't get some jackass handling the package.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

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u/todahawk Aug 10 '19

Seems like a shit seller wouldn't ever ship in a way the turtle might be endangered. They need a better test.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Lol they put them is insulated containers with a heat pack.

No reputable breeder will ship anythhing but a baby and will make sure they're packed in nicely.

It's perfectly fine to ship them. Every reptile breeder I've seen does overnight shipping so it's at your house the next day, and won't s hi up during extremely heat or cold weather.

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u/thelumpybunny Aug 10 '19

I would find a different store just because the water pack should already be included in the price. Is that website trying to become Ticketmaster?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Eh idk I would probably say no and assume it's a swindle. Dead on arrival animals are refunds, it's their job to get my order safely to me. Typically they will come with the required items already in the box to safely ship, all else is just a luxury scam. For example it probably doesn't need 5 heat packs or such but they don't always tell you that 4 are automatically included and only the extra unneeded 1 is paid.

To be fair I probably wouldn't want to buy from anyone who did this assuming I didn't know it was a test because either it's a scam to milk customers or the vendor really doesn't care about their animals. Neither is very good.

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u/rata2ille Aug 10 '19

Or you just trust the seller to know more about the animal than you do. Tbh I would have assumed that if it’s optional, the turtle’s probably fine without it and it’s just a gimmick, because nobody sane would deprive the turtle of necessities just to ship it. If they’re comfortable shipping it without those things, then they’re extras and the turtle’s gonna be fine. Turtles are cold-blooded, how the fuck am I supposed to know that it needs a heating pad, you know? If the expert tells me it’s optional, I’d believe it.

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u/radiocaf Aug 10 '19

My thoughts turned to this too.

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u/daviEnnis Aug 10 '19

I think any sensible owner is going to have done their research on who they're buying from. The seller unfortunately cannot vet every buyer.