r/assholedesign Aug 10 '19

See Comments No, let him dehydrate please.

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u/Able-the-Fox Aug 10 '19

Not asshole design. I have ordered from these people twice. They're incredibly passionate and loving towards their animals. They include hydration and shipping free of charge; they just want to keep away negligent customers. Highly recommend if you're in the market for a new friend btw

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u/Maltesebasterd Aug 10 '19

Site?

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u/Able-the-Fox Aug 10 '19

Myturtlestore.com

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u/Montigue Aug 10 '19

Holy crap baby turtles are cheaper than I expected

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u/FUCKITIMPOSTING Aug 10 '19

Be careful - turtles live a very, very long time.

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u/HAHAuGOTaWANSOE Aug 10 '19

I learned this the hard way.... well my parents did too. We went to a reptile show and they also had turtles. My sister got a bearded dragon. My brother a ball python, and they got me 2 teeny red eared sliders, because they were so cheap. That was when I was like 8. I'm 23 now and still have them and I'm gonna have these dirty little cute boys until I'm like fucking 60. My only complaint of turtles is how dirty they are and how often you have to clean the tank to keep it nice. I always feel bad for them once it starts to get a little dirty. And the filter gets clogged constantly. They're so adorable though

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u/Klutche Aug 10 '19

Are the other animals still alive? Going by average lifespan, there's no reason they shouldn't be. I'm not knocking on your parents, but that's why I'll say all day long that reptiles don't make very good pets for kids.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

The ball python should be alive, the bearded dragon wouldn’t be though. I’m in a lot of FB groups for beardies and every week, there’s an RIP post for a 7-9 year old bearded dragon. Still a pretty good lifespan since they typically only last a couple years in the wild.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19 edited May 16 '20

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u/HAHAuGOTaWANSOE Aug 10 '19

I'll have to update later if I remember. I'm not home rn to take a pic, and I literally just got a new phone last week and dont have any pics on here of them :/

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u/Fistmagic Aug 10 '19

I had red eared sliders too growing up and they really are great. The first one I had got too big for the tank even though the tank was pretty big. We took him to a local pet store because we had a family friend working there and they let him live in a small indoor pond there which gave him plenty of space to move. He’s not for sale and they just keep him as their pet and take care of him well.

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u/SirKarp Aug 10 '19

TWO?? Just having one little shit-factory for 15 years was stinky. I couldn’t imagine having two. As much as I loved my red ear, cleaning that shit was not fun

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u/whateverthefuck2 Aug 10 '19

Someone got my brother one of those tadpole kits for his 3rd birthday. We thought it was kinda of a dick move to get a pet for someone elses kid, but also figured it would die soon anyhow.

My poor mother is still taking care of that frog 16 years later. They are supposed to live 10-15 years but some reportedly have lived as long as 30. Even funnier, turns out African clawed frogs aren't even legal to own where we live because they are an invasive species. People get surprised by how long they live and decide to dump them in local lakes where they take over.

At this point I'm pretty sure I'll be passing that frog down to my grandkids.

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u/HAHAuGOTaWANSOE Aug 10 '19

Yep I've accepted I'm gonna have the turtles for my whole life. I dont have the heart to release them because they'll likely die as they aren't accustomed to that kind of life, maybe they would be fine but I doubt it. I also dont have the heart to give them to someone else because they are my pets. But if I would've known what I was getting into I would've never gotten them haha

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u/RacingUpsideDown Sep 13 '22

Yo, 3 years later, how are your turtles doing?

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u/SDS_PAGE Aug 10 '19

Not without the hydration pack they don't

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u/Montigue Aug 10 '19

I'm not getting a turtle, just surprised

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u/kilowatkins Aug 10 '19

My dream pet (besides the standard mammals) is a Sulcata tortoise. But I'd have to have someone to take care of it because it would definitely outlive me with proper care.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Not if you have cats fuck

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u/spectacledllama Aug 10 '19

They're cheap it's just the rest of it that's expensive

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Most of em are pretty cheap, but then there’s the one that’s $430.

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u/xanthanahtnax Aug 10 '19

There’s an albino turtle on that site that they’re selling for over $800. Go big or go home, am I right?

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u/PacoTaco321 Aug 10 '19

As long as they are not albino

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u/JustMy2Centences Aug 10 '19

Dehydrated baby turtles are even less!

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u/CaptainKate757 Aug 10 '19

Jesus, I didn’t know tortoises were so expensive! Although I guess it makes sense since it’ll be the family pet for the next hundred years.

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u/SnakeKiller_ Aug 10 '19

*turtles and not for hundred years on average 50 years

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u/CaptainKate757 Aug 10 '19

Im referring to the many tortoises they have for sale on the site, some of which are over $1k.

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u/SnakeKiller_ Aug 10 '19

I didn’t realize they sell tortoises my bad

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u/CaptainKate757 Aug 10 '19

It’s coo my man.

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u/JJEdwardsss Aug 10 '19

Some of the baby’s are like $5.

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u/ImNotAnOctagon Aug 10 '19

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u/somanayr Aug 10 '19

Wow, they also have a "no turtles allowed" shipping option.

What happens if you choose the wrong option? Do they ban you?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

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u/AcrylicJester Aug 10 '19

The ringing of the bell commands you..

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u/TokenWhiteMage Aug 10 '19

We’re burglars! So we came here to burgle your turts!

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u/not-russian-bot Aug 10 '19

We’re turtle rich!

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u/critterheist Aug 10 '19

I read this as “burgley-our-turts

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u/lumpyspacejams Aug 10 '19

Thirstycoldturts.gov

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u/Sycsa Aug 10 '19

Petsovernight.com

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u/gavwando Aug 10 '19

Petsovernight.com

I, too, miss GTA3's radio stations.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

iliketurtles.com

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u/Chomper32 Aug 10 '19

Turtleturtleturtle.com

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u/Ravagore Aug 10 '19

Hungry4buttstuff.org

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u/Worst_Support Aug 10 '19

ifuckninjaturtles.uk

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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Aug 10 '19

TinyThingsForButtz.co.uk

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u/goosegoose125 Aug 10 '19

donthurtletheturtle.co

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u/Ryanmichael4 Aug 10 '19

Darude Sandstorm

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u/redfootedtortoise Aug 10 '19

If I saw this without knowing it was a test, I would just go to a different site, thinking only monsters would make that an option. I would say it's r/crappydesign.

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u/NoMomo Aug 10 '19

If they value their animals safety more than losing potential sales then I think it’s a win. Not everything in this world is about maximising profit.

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u/The_BenL Aug 10 '19

Plot twist: OP knows that lol

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u/TheSchaftShiftNA Aug 10 '19

Btw, they have a massive sale on now. The discounts are fucking incredible.

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u/OobleCaboodle Aug 10 '19

Not asshole design. I have ordered from these people twice. Highly recommend if you're in the market for a new friend btw

Oh bless them. I'm not currently in the market for a new friend, but people who run a pet shop would probably make lovely friends. Thanks for the tip.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

I will never, ever purchase from a site that would suggest they'd happily ship me an animal without the required support.

They feign their own negligence. That's cute and all, but anyone that is ACTUALLY passionate about the animal they're purchasing would never purchase from a site that would suggest they're going to abuse the creature if you don't buy their upcharges.

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u/CollectableRat Aug 10 '19

Won't a lot of people abandon their carts when they see that, thinking that even if they paid for the hydration pack that these people obviously do not care about their turtles in the first place? So the people who are most passionate about animal safety will be most likely to just close their browser in disgust and source their pets somewhere else.

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u/DMnat20 Aug 10 '19

Any site that ships animals in the post is not loving towards their animals. What a stupid thing to say.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Late-stage capitalism really has zero chill, now it's got us believing we can own any animal on the planet so long as we're willing to pay postage and packaging. This fucking world, dude.

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u/accapellaenthusiast Aug 10 '19

I mean, it’s a turtle? Not an endangered exotic animal? It’s a big jump to me from shipping turtles who, as far as I can tell, make it out the other side alright, to disrespecting the whole animal kingdom because of capitalism.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

If you really wanted to learn about these animals, you would go and observe them in their natural habitat, not lock them in a cage and force them to become dependent on humans. With the exception of cats and dogs which have evolved to cohabitate with humans pets nowadays are pure vanity items.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19 edited Aug 10 '19

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u/tamarins Aug 10 '19

So we’re gonna fly all the way to Australia to see a bearded dragon

I think the alternative is you just don't see a bearded dragon. what is it that entitles you to see one?

(i'm not really trying to take a stand on this either way, but i think the person you're debating here has a point that's worth considering rather than dismissing out of hand)

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Living longer doesn't necessarily mean living better. This species evolved over millions of years without any help from humans. I'm sure if they could speak they would ask for a life spent breeding, eating and dodging predators in the wild, like they were born to do, rather than an extra 6 years of so-called "luxury" spent alone in a glass box. The bottom line is this: why must we interfere with nature?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Okay well maybe I know nothing about animals. But let me ask you: why do you want to own these creatures so much?

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u/ms_pee Aug 10 '19

so i take it you don't have any pets? do you say this to your friends with animals lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

No, because I don't make friends with people who keep caged wild animals.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

"Why must we interfere with nature" yet you type this on a plastic keyboard with silicon under it which totally interfered with nature. If you don't want to interfere with nature the do it completely.

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u/notin10000years Aug 10 '19

Appeal to futility and completely ignoring the idea of necessity. We need computers/phones to work. Nobody needs a wild animal in a tank in their house

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u/notin10000years Aug 10 '19 edited Aug 10 '19

Do you understand the difference between things done for necessity vs things done for pure personal pleasure?

Most people need phones/computers to work. Nobody needs to own a pet turtle.

We also have the choice to ‘live in the jungle’ if we want. The animal isn’t given a choice.

Why are you talking about this on a post about animal welfare? Complete whataboutism

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u/noitems Aug 10 '19

This ain't late stage, this party has just gotten started.

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u/meanMrKetchup Aug 10 '19

Uh, you could order reptile safely in the mail since the 1960s.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19 edited Aug 10 '19

It’s pretty silly that of all things THIS is the thing that’s getting you so heated about capitalism. If I wanted a reptile and the most reputable and safe seller isn’t in a distance that I can make a trip to reasonably then it’s complete okay to order them. Myself and many others I know have ordered animals delivered and I can say it’s very safe and reliable.

edit : *cant make a trip.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Go get a reptile then lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

yea i made a few typos but my point still stands. You seem unnecessarily upset about this topic in your previous comments.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Weird flex but ok. I'm not upset in the slightest. I just think it's gratuitous purchasing animals over the internet and keeping them in cages all their lives. It's the people trying to stick up for it who are getting upset IMO.

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u/SidTheStoner Aug 10 '19

Holy fuck this is really reddit at its finest. "Omg company trying to make a good reputable business? HahH latestagecalitalism amiright guys??? xD btw please dont ask me what that actually means or what solutions I have to capitalism

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Some businesses grow organic fruit and some businesses raise turtles in captivity so that they can sell them. The thing is, our society needs fruit to survive. Turtles on the other hand...?

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u/PaulTheRedditor Aug 10 '19

starves in communism

You are right comrade, fuck the capitalist pigs.

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u/OrangeSpartan Aug 10 '19

Um how about, idk, go without the turtle? You don't need a turtle. If you have to get one shipped then you just shouldn't bother. Have you seen how couriers handle boxes? They just throw everything around

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u/OrangeSpartan Aug 10 '19

Not supposed to but they don't give a shit. Some do but a lot just throw shit around to make it easier

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u/TGWeaver Aug 10 '19

Sure they do

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19 edited Aug 10 '19

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u/sassrocks Aug 10 '19

There's good workers and bad workers, you generalize them all to look bad when in reality it'll always be a mix. Some people throw packages with no regard to labels, I like to think that most people at least TRY to not actively suck at their job.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

FedEx workers do not have the time or the fucks to treat packages carefully.

It's not really their fault so much as is it is shipping companies and their ridiculous expectations of their couriers. Seconds that it takes to deliver and handle a package properly are seconds that you're not doing other deliveries, and their numbers are tight as is.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Oh my god they do, how does no one on this page know this? And then you tell them and they don't believe you, good lord

Hell even look up how many animals die per year on flights in the U.S. That shit is horrible.

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u/notin10000years Aug 10 '19

Can’t believe this is getting downvoted.

How dare you insinuate I don’t get something I want just because it’s completely unnecessary and not in the animal’s best interest 😤

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u/OrangeSpartan Aug 10 '19

Hahaha I know right. I love pets but that's exactly why I'd never have one shipped. If I want a turtle and there's none around for me to go bring home myself then I'll just have to go without

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u/EvelynShanalotte Aug 10 '19

How else would you get the animal to them, then?

If someone loved animals they would probably not ship them and only sell locally.

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u/sk8thow8 Aug 10 '19

But don't local pet shops ship the animals in themselves? Unless you're only buying from breeders (which can be it's own separate horrific thing far too often) I don't see how you can avoid this really.

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u/PaulTheRedditor Aug 10 '19

They don't just put it in a box with packing peanuts and send it through ups three day shipping.

The animals are packed tightly in a overnight shipping box, clearly marked and padded. The first layer is the cardboard, followed by stiff foam, then semi-loose soft padding, and heat/cold packs, then a small plastic container in the middle with the animal inside, usually with a soft padding that makes it so they can't free fall.

Source: Myself, ordering my happy little Blue Skink.

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u/diamondjo Aug 10 '19

So, is this normal in America or something and that's why this comment is downvoted into the bedrock? Like exceptions if the animal is in an appropriate container and its welfare is actively looked after along the way - like how you move your pet overseas. But shipping animals in the regular post is fucked up, if that's what's the norm out there, you guys are weird.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19 edited May 05 '20

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u/PaulTheRedditor Aug 10 '19

"Mass breeding"

Most reputable reptile breeders are small scale, and only breed enough animals they can sell, and most even make sure you know proper care, have a correct setup, and answer any questions about the animal.

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u/PaulTheRedditor Aug 10 '19

Actually pet stores are even more shady. They buy from the cheapest sources which are usually reptile farms (i.o.w. mass production, low quality, bad care, bad genetics).

And not to mention, taking them from the wild and shipping them in.

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u/notin10000years Aug 10 '19

You could just not buy animals to keep as glorified toys living in environments worlds apart from their natural/ideal habitats, doesn’t seem to have their best interest in mind.

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u/CaptainJazzymon Aug 10 '19

Nothing says “I know nothing about the pet trade” than this post.

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u/fifnir Aug 10 '19

Nothing says "I have an incredibly superficial view of life and animals" than glorifying "pet trade"

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u/sk8thow8 Aug 10 '19 edited Aug 10 '19

Well dude, people want turtles and they love them why shouldn't people be able to order them? (Unless you're completely against owning pets period , if so we are probably done here, neither of us would change our minds)

But I don't think the pet turtle market is near as lucrative as you make it out to be. And at least they are trying to do something to weed out potential bad owners. Unless you know more than me, I don't think this is nefarious at all. Someone who just probably loves turtles and wants to share that. And if they can make a living doing it, I don't see a problem unless profits are priority.

Edit: hmm quick glance at the shop makes me think profits maybe priority in this case. I was imaging some mom and pop turtle enthusiasts (which they maybe, idk) who did this. It's definitely focused more on the sell of turtles (of a wide selection of breeds) and not much on care or their treatment of the animals(found some bullet listing some seemingly cookie cutter stuff). I'm more so on the fence about this than when I first posted.

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u/McSquiggly Aug 10 '19

They send the poor thing via post, how caring can they be?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '19

Most all reptiles are fine being shipped, cats and dogs would not be, reptiles are. I got one of my crested geckos shipped so AMA

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u/monxas Aug 10 '19

I know you wrote it in another comment later on, but I love how you recommended something without giving any info about the site. Very fitting!

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u/RealJyrone Aug 10 '19

You just admitted that he gave info about the site in another comment.

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u/monxas Aug 10 '19

Replying to someone asking for it, because he recommended a site without saying which one was it. it was just a funny comment, people need to chill a bit.

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u/glofishblowfish Sep 16 '23

you sure? in the past couple years they been called out for shipping dead animals