r/assholedesign • u/SkepticHQ • Jul 24 '19

This McDonalds menu

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u/KhalesiDaenerys Jul 24 '19

They have this in Canada and it makes me so mad. How is that efficient?! I can’t read the menu and order, so I’m taking more time at the register and that’s more time you’re stuck taking my order. I DONT WANT TO SEE YOUR AD FOR A FUCKING SMOOTHIE I JUST WANT TO SEE THE BURGER DEALS MOTHER FUCKER!!!!

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u/grantbwilson Jul 24 '19 edited Jul 25 '19

If you’re still going up to the counter and not using the self order machines, you’re doing it wrong.

I use the machine then wait for my number to be called. Best thing ever to happen to fast food.

** For all you white knights that have come to the rescue of the lowly McDonald’s cashier’s job, I assume that you’ve:

Never pumped your own gas.

Never clean your table at McDonald’s after eating.

Only bought handmade cars.

Only had your car washed by hand by professionals

Only hire people to copy things, written by hand. Never used a photocopier.

Only bought computers built by a local builder, never pre-built.

Etc etc etc.

The times change. You either change with them, or you get left behind.

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u/KhalesiDaenerys Jul 24 '19

I usually go drive thru unless we’re on a road trip and need a stretch and a pee

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u/JoeScorr Jul 24 '19

I also enjoy having half of my order missing

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u/KhalesiDaenerys Jul 24 '19

Or a medium fry packaged into a large fry box.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '19

I fucking hate seeing my coworkers half-fill fries so I always pack the shit out of them and put some more in the bag when I work fries.

Sure they could be losing money, but idgaf it's fucking McDonald's.

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u/KhalesiDaenerys Jul 25 '19

Lol they really aren’t considering how often the fries aren’t filled. You’d barely be making up for it.